keel owa

To ,keel owa, is to keel over or to fall over. Mostly used by the north east of England (,pwhar, lads ye kna what's gan) but is mainly used to say that if you don't get something right now that you might pass out. I use it way too often as a joke but it's getting a bit scary how much I use it.

Me: ,phwar, if I dinny get a fag rite now am canny gonna ,keel owa,

My American friend: what

by Blvvdycvrpse_ December 28, 2021

Keeling

To describe normally a great keeper and has lots of theatrics when he is in goal. The Manuel Neuer of school football

This guy is a Keeling. Top level keeper

by KlawDabbe July 26, 2019

Keeling

The process of ejaculating into your foreskin keeping it in place as you repeat the process you will eventually ejaculate again, expanding your foreskin exponentially

Dave: Bro it’s like a balloon how fid you manage to do that
Simon: Keeling brah, it’s the new jelq

by Keicircoober February 12, 2024

Keel

English slang of kill your self. Or kill my self

Ewww Esmé, your so ugly go keel
I might as well just keel

by Abigail-Esmé January 20, 2018

keel

Street slang for E.L. Fudge double stuff cookies.

Hey girl, you going to the store? Pick me up some keel while you're there. And milk.

by CrazyMook October 04, 2020

Keel

Keel, like a bean can be very salty. But a Keel can also be the best person you ever meet. He will love you, and show you have much he cares daily. They will keep you on your toes at all times as well. They will make you happy and always try to help even at his one expense. She is beautiful, kind, and kind of a jerk.

Person1:"I have such a great friend!"
Person2:"yeah that's Keel for you"

by Potatolord-beansaver November 22, 2021

Keel

Surname of the most famous My Little Pony creator in the 2020s.

Mr. Keel. Extremely talented storyteller.

by King Of My Little Pony July 12, 2024