Brown kayak

You're nasty and on tiktok too much. You know what it means. Think about it.

by Ballagang February 07, 2023

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HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKS

The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!

After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.

by weave November 25, 2003

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Cunt Kayak

Female version of "douche canoe"

This cunt kayak makes Karens look like saints.

by Tall Smart Girl August 30, 2021

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Sink the kayak

A euphemism, to "sink the kayak" is to ejaculate during intercourse.

*after ejaculation*
"Yeahh i sank the kayak"

Guy 1 : what you up to tonight?

Guy 2 : I'm going to sink the kayak

by Matt - Drunk fox of the day October 22, 2008

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Tandem kayak

Often considered the missionary position for a MFF thruple. It is when one woman sits on the man's face while the other woman rides his cock. Important that they are facing the same direction!

Hey babe's, I'm horny. Let's get home and ride the tandem kayak!

by Summit Waterboy April 09, 2024

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