The day that we make all kinds of fire work, and get drunk to show our love for our country, :)).
Police officer: How many drinks did you have?
Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.
Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
Guy: Oh. ok that’s cool, at least we have one thing in common, ociffer, :))).
Another guy around the same area.
Police officer: I see you got some illegal fire works.
Guy: But officer I want to fire these up so I can show my love for my country too, :))).
Police officer: Oh so you want to show your love for our country? Let’s go “IN”.
Guy: Dude, Here you can have the fire works. I’ll light up a joint instead, :))).
Police officer: In that case pass that joint over here. I'll take a hit too, :))).
Happy 4th of july, PLEASE, don't drink and drive!
Police officer: How many drinks did you have?
Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.
Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
Guy: Oh. ok that’s cool, at least we have one thing in common, ociffer, :))).
Another guy around the same area.
Police officer: I see you got some illegal fire works.
Guy: But officer I want to fire these up so I can show my love for my country too, :))).
Police officer: Oh so you want to show your love for our country? Let’s go “IN”.
Guy: Dude, Here you can have the fire works. I’ll light up a joint instead, :))).
Police officer: In that case pass that joint over here. I'll take a hit too, :))).
Happy 4th of july, PLEASE, don't drink and drive!
Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.
Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
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This is the depression that as soon as you go to bed on July 4th. July 4th is the high point of the summer as it is the only holiday between Memorial Day and Labor Day. The effects of this are severe if you take your only summer vacation before or during the 4th. Taking a vacation after the 4th greatly decreases the effects of this condition.
(On July 5th) Suzanne: I am so bummed. The 4th of July is over and I haven't taken any time off after that.
Stephanie: You should have done what I did and planned a vacation for the end of July. You are getting the full effects of the Post 4th of July Blues while I am only getting a mild effect.
Stephanie: You should have done what I did and planned a vacation for the end of July. You are getting the full effects of the Post 4th of July Blues while I am only getting a mild effect.
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Bob - *Lights bottlerocket, waits for the fuse to be short, aim at mom.*
Bob - WATCH OUT
Mom - ladddy daah
Bottle rocket - BOOOOOOOOOOM
Mom - *Runs in the same spot screaming*
Bob - MUST OF BEEN THE WIND
Bob - *Lights bottlerocket, waits for the fuse to be short, aim at mom.*
Bob - WATCH OUT
Mom - ladddy daah
Bottle rocket - BOOOOOOOOOOM
Mom - *Runs in the same spot screaming*
Bob - MUST OF BEEN THE WIND
by Dani3lBr00tality June 11, 2008
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It's the day when Mexicans set off Chinese fireworks to celebrate YOUR lack of freedom.
It's the day when Mexicans set off Chinese fireworks to celebrate YOUR lack of freedom.
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