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load juggler 

A person skilled in the art of juggling several objects held in the hands, blanced on the arms and against the chest etc. To make the load more bearable or to put something down, the load juggler will shift different objects around his body. Such a practise is called load juggling. Skilled load jugglers can often slip things into their pockets, overturn the whole load and even throw a few objects in the air whilst shifting the rest around in the hands before catching them.
"Wow, check out that load juggler across the street. Those objects seem alive in his hands!"
load juggler by kikumbob September 17, 2005
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smut juggler 

A person, possibly of oriental persuasion, with an ever on-hand 3 for a tenner deal on high class DVDs offering such specticals as "Voltairs Angry Glove" and "Dirty Donna's Donkey Punching Sluts - 4 Awkward Moments"
'shopkeep! im after the finest donkey punch jazz mag available'

certainly , could I interest you in 3 for a tenner on our fine range of smut? I particularly recomend "Interracial Pension Day Payout Grannybang 7 - Blowing your inheritance and your cock!"

Dandy! You certainly are the finest smut juggler i'v come accross in a month of sundays

nut juggler 

One who juggles nuts, aka BALLS. Juggling is often performed by the mouth, as though swirling a couple gob stoppers.
Hey, stop juggling his nuts and get over here and bring my dinner hussie!
nut juggler by Jamie Slater January 5, 2004

milk juggler 

A person who juggles seman with there tongue.
Man that girl is a fucking milk juggler!
Man she juggles my milk all the way down.
milk juggler by Trey Wilson December 7, 2004

Cock juggler 

A Homosexual or someone who juggles male poultry
Jim: Hey Fred u see that queer on the news today
Fred: yeah dude jesus he looked like a total Cock juggler

Or

Hey look at that man juggling those roosters
Cock juggler by Shawtzy June 1, 2011

crusty juggler 

One who juggles crusty things; one who is crusty and juggles; one who juggles in a crusty manner
Hey mike stop juggling sweet and sour chicken you crusty juggler.
Clean yourself up you crusty juggler!
crusty juggler by vravae June 10, 2008

Cock Juggler 

A person who juggles cocks. Usually a Dad.
"Look Billy! Your father is a cock juggler! Are you not proud?!"