joober

a word that officially means half-jewish, but can be used anytime.

wow, hes half jewish and half shark. hes so joober.

omg who joobered on your face?

by chachie April 3, 2004

january joiner

Someone who hogs the whole gym in January, but then breaking thier resolution by mid-Febuary

january joiner, in early january: I HAVE TO GET TO THE GYM PRONTO!!! NO TIME TO WASTE, THE TREADMILL IS CALLING!!!

january joiner, in mid-febuary: Fuck the gym, where's the chips?

by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006

Jober

When a dunk person is trying to act like they are sober.

"Don't worry guys I am totally jober!"

by fishcake October 27, 2008

jobber

Someone who frequently jobs in professional wrestling.

A midcard wrestler who's entire existance is to help other wrestlers look better.

Chris Jericho was a jobber in WCW, but the WWF made him the King Of The World!

by Mario Rogic January 15, 2003

hand jober

1. Call girl or porn star slang for men that they would give a hand job to but don't really want to fuck.

2. The loser reject of society usually fat and or really ugly which strippers or occasional female friends are willing to give a hand job to out of sympathy but wouldn't have sex with.

"I saw this hand jober at work last night, he was a real charity case!"

by sherman3point0 July 9, 2009

Joiner

Someone who vomits because someone else just blew junks.

There is no way I can clean up Jens puke. I'm a joiner..... I'll spew!

by Luke Puke March 31, 2013

Jiberish

A Language That You Can't Understand!!! Also Can Be Random Words Spoken Very Fast!!! (Also Can Be Spelled Giberish!!)

Fred: Tuna Fish Bakes Cookies!!!!
Timmy: Da Ftuid Ssjhr Fr Dfsa!!!
Fred: HA! L0L!!!!
Timmy: Don't You Love Speaking Jiberish!!!

by bobvsjeff April 4, 2009