John Kimble

An aggressive and just damn hilarious cop.

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

by Sparda January 16, 2005

John xina

Mao Zedong but with John Cena's face

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by 2kNiggasVC September 25, 2021

prank him john

Don’t get pranked by John

John “yo look who fell asleep first “

Joe “ prank him John !”

John” hehe you already know “

-John licks lips and face gets Serious-

-John repeatedly claps jims cheeks-

Joe” YOO YOOOOOOO

by Prank him John August 26, 2021

John Coltrane

Quite possible one of the best jazz musicians ever. Played with miles and McCoy Tyner.

Start out with blue trane.

by 10 December 26, 2004

john kern

A square headed fien who will steal your money and shit in a urnal who also has cow utters for nipples

Someone just took a shit on the bathroom floor and left 4 sponges for the janitors to clean it up who was it . Oh That was John Kern

by Rowley Doofmister November 22, 2018

John Glenn High School

A public high school in Westland. It’s a somewhat decent education. You have your typical mix of wannabe gang members, drug dealers, kids who put vodka in their water bottles, white kids who say the n-word, emo kids, attention whores, and dumbass hoes. You can go 3 months with no fights then 7 in one month. But at least our football team is better than Wayne Memorial.

Person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: The boring one
Person 1: Okay so John Glenn High School

by ugh bro January 31, 2020

John Gabriel

He is kind and humble. He have a lot of moles. The most attractive part is the mole on his lower right eye. John Gabriel is God fearing. He loves his mom and he have a lot of dream. "We must" is his favorite thing to say when there are a lot of things happening to him.
Whenever there are things we can't control someone is believing in him that he can do whatever he wants soon. He will fly so high and will make himself proud.

John Gabriel have a potential to be a successful man in the future. He will because he can.

He will definitely make you fall in love so deeply until you cannot escape.

Amazing living man. He is a cool person and loves making funny and dirty jokes to his one and only. His nose is pointed and his lower lip is pouty sometimes. John Gabriel has the best smile.

by Fifi_YourAngel_Mahal_ADM June 7, 2021