Bog Jog

The uncontrollable urge you get each and every time you for a jog to defecate in public. Usually done by Australian men from Queensland. Also known as serial fecal dumpers.

Tourist #1: OMG....did you just see that? That aussie bloke jogging just took a dump on that driveway.

Tourist #2: Relax, that's normal here... he's just having a bog jog.

by Barnaby Joyce June 14, 2018

corn jogging

workin out the main vein. keepin up your cock like a jock.

i just spent an hour corn jogging to heidiv,

by jizzbert April 16, 2016

Blow Jogs

Blow Jogs are a food that contain white bread, cheese and pepperoni. They are usually prepared in a conventional oven using a baking sheet or tray. The Blow Jogs are prepared much like a pizza or open face sandwich. In most cases shredded cheddar cheese is used.

Guy #1 - "Wife made me some Blow Jogs last night for dinner."

Guy #2 - "I LOVE BLOW JOGS!"

by anonwi April 19, 2009

Cog Jog

The sexual act of placing a pair of testicles in between the pinkie, middle and ring finger as to create sexual pleasure through friction and pressure. This is done whilst preforming oral stimulation upon the shaft and head.

Hey Fred, that Guatamalan whore next to the Stop n' Go gives the best Cog Jogs.

by UberBad March 17, 2005

A Jogging Cow

A Texas Hold'em Poker term for having 2 pair after the initial three common cards are put in to play. (Two pair on the flop)

Jake's hole cards were a 6 and a 9. The flop was Ace, 6, and 9 giving him a pair of 6's and a pair of 9's. Two pair on the flop, A Jogging Cow, an udderly good hand.

by Dolfer January 9, 2010

Emo Jog

The act of cutting your wrist and then going for a jog or Cutting your wrist while jogging.

"Do the world a favor and go for a Emo jog"

by Candle Jack October 7, 2007

Jog the Dog

To Jog the Dog is to stroke ones penis vigorously until orgasm is achieved, in other words, Masturbation.

The sudden urge to "Jog the Dog" may occur when;

1. You've been cock blocked and all out of options.

2. You're Horny.

3. You're Bored.

4. Your both bored AND horny.

5. You can't get some from your girlfriend/wife/etc.

6. Can't afford your local prostitutes.

Looks like Kevin is off to Jog the Dog!

by Beta House December 9, 2008