Someone who is always nice, wants to be with friends, and is easy to love. She has a hard time expressing her feelings but will understand others feelings. Jordan's can be athletic, extremely pretty, and out going. You will always feel bad if you hurt her. She is usually very unique in many ways. Trust me, you want a girl named Jordan in your life.
by hadtotellthetruth August 14, 2014
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by dynamitekiller September 9, 2009
Get the Jordon Maxwell mug.Joadeliz is a very shy person. But when you get to know her she acts like a dieing mole rat. She is a very sweet and kind person. She never takes her sweater off and keeps her hair down. You know its gonna be a good day when she shows up with her hair up. Her hands are very fat and sweaty. But she loves to joke around. She loves her pet hampster caca loopy and she is a very relatable person who can relate to anyone and anything you talk about. If you have a joadaliez in your life you better be careful or she will eat your socks.
by Mole rst February 13, 2020
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You would often see her lurking in the bushes, swinging in the vines but she is most commonly found in the kitchen
You would often see her lurking in the bushes, swinging in the vines but she is most commonly found in the kitchen
by Ching_Chong_mann November 1, 2020
Get the jadoor mug.The most absolute perfect being in all of existence. He should always be worshipped and treated as a god <3 Jadon is always charming, sweet, funny, caring and just magical. He also loves to be cuddled and smothered and when treated well he gives lot n lots of lovin! So if you see a Jadon tame him, and take care of him :D (And if you say OhOy, he will say NiHoY back!~)
Jadon is my absolute favourite person, I would die for Jadon. Jadon deserves the world and so much more. <3
by Cloudaeeeee March 11, 2021
Get the Jadon mug.João Rodrigues is the type of guy to have a huge c*ck. And not only that but he is extremely good a s*x.
He is also a Minecraft god that would beat the sh*t out of you with a stick.
He is also a Minecraft god that would beat the sh*t out of you with a stick.
"Is that João Rodrigues, who has that huge penis and that f*cked your mom. YES YOUR MOM"-Michael Jackson.
"I want João Rodrigues to beat me with his stick"- probably your crush.
"I want João Rodrigues to beat me with his stick"- probably your crush.
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Jadoo is Magic. Jhappi is Hug. So A jadoo ki jhappi in India means a magical hug.
Jadoo is Magic. Jhappi is Hug. So A jadoo ki jhappi in India means a magical hug.
by Circuit and Munna November 25, 2021
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