jitter hump

The motion of deliriously entertaining yet unsatisfying sex performed by a female who knows absolutely nothing about sex or pleasure who is trying to please her "PARTNER" and physically CAN NOT

Man my cumdumpster of a so called girlfriend tried to jitter hump me last night and put herself in the hospital when it went wrong

by Irishbeast69 June 14, 2022

wedding jitter runs

Condition of having constant bowel movements the week of your wedding AKA having the runs.

Angel is calling into work because she has wedding jitter runs.

by Hollaaa July 21, 2014

Jitter

A simping little bitch

Jerry: sorry i couldn't make it to sonic i had to take a female home

Max: Dammit Jerry you're such a fucking Jitter.

by Aiden69420 January 25, 2021

Jitter

A simping little bitch who leaves the boys for a female.

Jerry: sorry i couldn't meet ya'll at sonic i had to take a female home

Max: dammit Jerry, you're such a fucking Jitter.

by Aiden69420 January 25, 2021

Performance Jitters

It's a case of the jitters (usually to men) right after sex usually when full of testosterone

My boyfriend fucked me hard as fuck last night, and after I noticed he had managed to get performance jitters after he came inside me.

by Sh4d0w_Antrax1 February 22, 2023

joyous jitter

Nathan's hands while using Swype. OMGUS! #JitterNovember

When someone can not contain their excitement due to an overdose of dopamine.

He could barely type because his hands were overcome by the joyous jitter.

by MattAttack7000 November 25, 2013

Jitter-Hitting

A method of hitting a cart where you stop hitting then continue hitting (in one hit) to avoid the blinker.

“Damn he’s really Jitter-Hitting, he must wanna green out”

by CherryCouleredFunk March 12, 2022