by jeeLOCKO March 28, 2021

The best weed money can buy. Usually heard around New York or eastcoast. The term comes from famous player Derek Jeter.
by Heraldedy May 14, 2021

by Yeah Jeets! August 9, 2022

A jeter stat is a statistic that is mostly irrelevant and made up to make someone look good. This was done frequently to make it look like Derek Jeter didn't suck at baseball.
Yankee Fan: Derek Jeter is the has hit the most doubles of any shortstop in New York in games played from mid May to early June when the temperature is between 55 and 60 degrees and there is a full moon obstructed by clouds.
Literally anyone else: Yeah, but nobody cares. That's a total jeter stat.
Literally anyone else: Yeah, but nobody cares. That's a total jeter stat.
by Brooo53 October 12, 2019

by you've been jetered September 23, 2014

by #youonlyyoloonce April 15, 2019

Aaron: Hello there Demarcus. May I get a 50 sack of your mids, please?
Demarcus (Drug Dealer) But bro i got you with an 8th of that Jeter for 50.
Aaron: okay, thanks Demarcus. You always know whats best for me.
Demarcus (Drug Dealer) But bro i got you with an 8th of that Jeter for 50.
Aaron: okay, thanks Demarcus. You always know whats best for me.
by dundundundundunduhshs April 27, 2021
