jeter stat

A jeter stat is a statistic that is mostly irrelevant and made up to make someone look good. This was done frequently to make it look like Derek Jeter didn't suck at baseball.

Yankee Fan: Derek Jeter is the has hit the most doubles of any shortstop in New York in games played from mid May to early June when the temperature is between 55 and 60 degrees and there is a full moon obstructed by clouds.

Literally anyone else: Yeah, but nobody cares. That's a total jeter stat.

by Brooo53 October 12, 2019

Jeter

The best weed money can buy. Usually heard around New York or eastcoast. The term comes from famous player Derek Jeter.

Mike: Hey Jamal, let me get an 8th of Jeter

Jamal: Sorry Mike, I only got the cheap stuff right now.

by Heraldedy May 14, 2021

Jeter basket

A basket filled with choice items given to one's one-night stands at the conclusion of the evening.

Mariah couldn't wait to show me all the autograph baseballs she received in her Jeter basket.

by Yeah Jeets! August 9, 2022

JETER

alien sent to Planet #3 aka Earth to create and shit on niggas humbly.

aint no examples or sentence to describe JETER

by jeeLOCKO March 28, 2021

Jeter

Some bomb ass weed.

Aaron: Hello there Demarcus. May I get a 50 sack of your mids, please?

Demarcus (Drug Dealer) But bro i got you with an 8th of that Jeter for 50.

Aaron: okay, thanks Demarcus. You always know whats best for me.

by dundundundundunduhshs April 27, 2021

Jetered out

When you are so sick of hearing about how wonderful some other individual is.

After a year of hearing, ad nauseam, about how, Derek Jeter invented baseball and is the best person since Jesus Christ, I am Jetered out.

by Doctor Java September 27, 2014

Jeter

The pairing between Peter Pettigrew and Julia Lupin. Though they are not canon, a very good majority of instagram’s Marauders fans love the couple.

Jeter is amazing, I wish they were canon.

by lovemewolfstar December 31, 2020