Jetered out

When you are so sick of hearing about how wonderful some other individual is.

After a year of hearing, ad nauseam, about how, Derek Jeter invented baseball and is the best person since Jesus Christ, I am Jetered out.

by Doctor Java September 27, 2014

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Derek Jeter

To give someone herpes

1. Dude you better wrap your tool, I heard that bitch Derek Jetered the entire football team.

by #youonlyyoloonce April 15, 2019

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jeter stat

A jeter stat is a statistic that is mostly irrelevant and made up to make someone look good. This was done frequently to make it look like Derek Jeter didn't suck at baseball.

Yankee Fan: Derek Jeter is the has hit the most doubles of any shortstop in New York in games played from mid May to early June when the temperature is between 55 and 60 degrees and there is a full moon obstructed by clouds.

Literally anyone else: Yeah, but nobody cares. That's a total jeter stat.

by Brooo53 October 12, 2019

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Jeter

The pairing between Peter Pettigrew and Julia Lupin. Though they are not canon, a very good majority of instagram’s Marauders fans love the couple.

Jeter is amazing, I wish they were canon.

by lovemewolfstar December 31, 2020

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JETER

alien sent to Planet #3 aka Earth to create and shit on niggas humbly.

aint no examples or sentence to describe JETER

by jeeLOCKO March 28, 2021

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Jeter

Some bomb ass weed.

Aaron: Hello there Demarcus. May I get a 50 sack of your mids, please?

Demarcus (Drug Dealer) But bro i got you with an 8th of that Jeter for 50.

Aaron: okay, thanks Demarcus. You always know whats best for me.

by dundundundundunduhshs April 27, 2021

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