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Jeremyism

A religion that Smallishbeans, also known as Joel, on YouTube created. This religion originated in X Life and Joel himself made the Church of Jeremy for it.

The origin story is quite complicated, but our leader, Joel has simplified and written it in the Book of Jeremy. The origin story reads:

"The one true Jeremy contacted player Smallishbeans and told him to create the church of Jeremy.
"The one true Jeremy appreciates when people rename animals after him and wishes this to be spread across the X Life world. He promises longer lives and rumor has it that there is another life after our 10th. The Jeremy life where we live on through the body of Donkey Jeremy.
"Jeremy promises to make your lives here on the server much better and bring you some sick nasty content."

The Book of Jeremy also has 7 rules, which read:

1. If an animal has been given thy name of Jeremy, it can never be renamed.
2. No stealing.
3. You must complete the ceremony to become a follower of Jeremy.
4. You may use the name of Jeremy for your pets.
5. Everyone is allowed as we are all Jeremy.
6. Every year you must walk to Jeremyville and pet Donkey Jeremy (he gets lonely).
7. We don't talk about fight club.
Joel: Hey, can you please become a Jeremy and join my religion?
Lizzie: It's a cult! Jeremyism is a cult!
by AJ Moore August 31, 2020
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Jerkin' the Ween

A term used for when a female bigfoot rips your clothes off and forces you to have sex.
As soon as she got my pants off me, she started jerkin' the ween, y'know?
by Swimsical June 17, 2019
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JeremyDoesDallas

Based off Debbie Does Dallas, the 1978 best selling VHS pornographic film starring Bambi Woods, JeremyDoesDallas is a 2023 straight to dvd reproduction. The plot focuses on cheerleader Dick Teenie attempting to earn enough money to get himself to Dallas, Texas to try out for the famous "Texas Cowgirls" cheerleading squad. One of the more depraved scenes involves a truck stop men's room and Teenie's renowned grand canyon gaping anus. The film has been nominated for an AVN award for best male upcoming star!
Man that film JeremyDoesDallas sure did have a whole lot of ladyboy cheerleaders.
by TripleCrown DS September 26, 2023
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Jerma

a large hallucination that has been experienced by million of people online. many people remember a popular streamer named jerma. however this streamer doesnt exist. the name these victims remember is jeremy alberson. whish is linked to a serial killer who brutally chopped up his victims and put them into meat grinders. the only thing remaining of them would usually be their eyeball. in recent years. an actor that looks incredibly similar to Ai generated images with the prompt " Jerma ". he streams on twitch however we do no know if he is human or not. as he makes inhuman noises and faces. overall this group hallucination is very complex and very unfortunate. and i hope the victims of this strange occurance seek the help they need.
" dude. did you see the new jerma stream? "

" Jerma isnt real. wake up. "
" average wordington conversation "

" im serious. wake up. "
" what???????????? "
by apersonwhousesthephrasebroalot February 27, 2023
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Jerusalem/Dopesmoker

The best fuckin song ever written. By SLEEP. Also known as "Dopesmoker" (there are two versions available, the one called Dopesmoker is better, but it's five times as expensive as the Jerusalem version).

The song is about an hour long (52 to 63 minutes, depending on version) is about 50 BPM slow and features crazy-ass drumming, a fuzzed-out heavy bass, a guitar that sounds like a dried out riverbed in the desert (if you know what I mean) and unique vocals, something between growling and ritual chanting.

The lyrics of Jerusalem/Dopesmoker are about a caravan delivering weed to said city. They glorify cannabis in any possible way. Many new (or old, but almost never used) words are mentioned, like "Hasheeshian", "Marihuanaut" and "lungsmen".

Rather than using a "normal"song strucure (verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge, chorus etc.) Jerusalem/Dopesmoker is set up like this:

Intro, fucking awesome riff, even more fucking awesome riff, epic riff, unbelievably good guitar solo, awesome riff, even more fucking awesome riff, another epic riff, fucking awesome guitar solo, quiet part, extremely heavy highpoint of the song including another fucking awesome solo, epic riff, reprise of the first fucking awesome riff.

All in all, it is definitely worth listening to (can be found on Youtube in both versions) wether you're a Stoner, a Metalhead, a fan of psychedelic music, a fan of experimental music, or you just like to have your brain melted via your eardrums.
A: Hey man, did you ever listen to Jerusalem/Dopesmoker?
B: Yeah, forty-six point seven percent of my brain melted.

A: Same here.
by Pisaura May 6, 2011
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lern jergi

a member of a band called fifth harmony; it is spelled as lauren jauregui actually; lauren jauregui was pronounce "lern jergi" by her friend camila in a video who is now the ex-member of the band
camz: "I really love lern jergi"
by camrenfeels June 21, 2017
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Suicide Jerk

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.
Oh man, i cant go out tonight i got grounded when i failed the suicide jerk.
by FudgePackerTodd October 17, 2010
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