a jasper is a crazy ass person who doesn't know when to stop talking and always screams at people. He has a small dick
and he's hella weird. He's always high on crack.
and he's hella weird. He's always high on crack.
Jasper: AKJFHIUNDOUHKADNEIUX
by TheNamesPerson123 March 26, 2019
Get the Jaspermug. by Kassanu November 6, 2008
Get the Jaspermug. A really hot guy with a huge... personality and something else
A huge heart full of love
He's also way cooler than Nico
A huge heart full of love
He's also way cooler than Nico
Holy shit is that jasper?
by jesuslover3000000000 April 20, 2023
Get the Jaspermug. really cute boy with joker hair who is a catkin and also a furry and draws really well, knows how to cook spaghetti
"jasper says we live in a society"
by t-rizzlepizzle November 1, 2019
Get the Jaspermug. He's the Douche bag Ghost.
Guy: How there, Casper.
Jasper drop the guy's pants down.
Guy: Hey!
Jasper: Ha! Ha! Someone call UPS, as a small package that needs be delivered.
Guy: I thought you were supposed to be a friendly ghost.
Jasper: Idiot! I'm his brother Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost. The douchest ghost possessed. He'll call you names and act real mean until you feel depressed. He'll always say:
Jasper: Fuck you! And lick my sack you fairy.
Narrator: He's is so damn crude and so damn rude. Jasper the douche bag ghost.
The wake
Priest: We will always remember Annie, but she truly is in a better place.
Jasper possess Annie and stands the corpse up.
People: Ahhh.
Herman: Grandma! I'm so glad you're alive.
Jasper: Herman, you were always my least favorite grandson.
Jasper abandons Annie's corpse which then fells over her grandson.
Jasper: Ha! Ha! Retards!
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Jasper: Lick my sack!
Jasper drop the guy's pants down.
Guy: Hey!
Jasper: Ha! Ha! Someone call UPS, as a small package that needs be delivered.
Guy: I thought you were supposed to be a friendly ghost.
Jasper: Idiot! I'm his brother Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost. The douchest ghost possessed. He'll call you names and act real mean until you feel depressed. He'll always say:
Jasper: Fuck you! And lick my sack you fairy.
Narrator: He's is so damn crude and so damn rude. Jasper the douche bag ghost.
The wake
Priest: We will always remember Annie, but she truly is in a better place.
Jasper possess Annie and stands the corpse up.
People: Ahhh.
Herman: Grandma! I'm so glad you're alive.
Jasper: Herman, you were always my least favorite grandson.
Jasper abandons Annie's corpse which then fells over her grandson.
Jasper: Ha! Ha! Retards!
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Jasper: Lick my sack!
by iPhoneiTouch1 July 23, 2009
Get the Jaspermug. by D. Finer November 29, 2006
Get the jaspersmug. Gay as hell and is the type of kid that vapes and sucks his moms crusty toes he is also very trash at video games and will never have sex .
by sjdjakdsadadasd May 28, 2020
Get the Jaspermug.