Jason Soroka

When the size of a person's voice doesn't quite fit the size of their body.

"so i met this girl last night. she was real tiny and cute but her voice was deeper than mine! it was very jason soroka."

by Eric_stevens June 23, 2008

Jason Munday

Jason Munday is a singer/songwriter and YouTube prodigy in Echo Base, California. Mostly known for his work with the wizard rock band Ministry of Magic and his parody of Katy Perry's song California Gurls (his version being "California Dorks"). Also the creator of NaNoEmO.

Kid 1: California dorks, we're unforgettable! Disneyland, like, four times a week...
Kid 2: What? You're singing the song wrong.
Kid 1: No, I'm singing the Jason Munday version, stupid. I bet you don't even celebrate NaNoEmO.
Kid 2: What the heck is NaNoEmO?
Kid 1: *facepalm*

by mysticjadeshoe February 26, 2011

Jasonism

the act of showing off your 'well exercised right arm' in a battle of an arm wrestle, usually ending up with the 'Jason' as a winner. unless the 'Jason' loses, he/she becomes saltier than the sea.

*arm wrestle commences*
guy 1: why is Jason doing an arm wrestle again?
guy 2: dunno ask him
guy 3: don't bother, it's...Jasonism
*arm wrestle finishes (the 'Jason' wins)*
guy 3: see... Jasonism

by XxAdyssonxX May 30, 2017

Jasonic

1.) Awesome, Hardcore
2.) Probably the heaviest bassist ever to live

Did you see that guy explode into a million pieces? That was Jasonic fer sure!

by Paul Revitero December 19, 2009

Jason Derülo Syndrome

Jason Derülo (n) Syndrome: A person with a very large ego. Someone who thinks he/she is 'larger-than-life'.

It is commonly believed that rapper Kanye West has the "Jason Derülo Syndrome", and that he was partly cured by his appearance on the TV show SouthPark.

Person 1: "I am the next Michael Jackson. I'm the next Gandhi. I'm the next Jesus Christ."

Person 2: "Damn, you're being a Jason Derülo.", or, "I think you have Jason Derülo Syndrome."

by Quebuciosos28 September 14, 2010

Jason

The man of my dreams. He's unlike any other. People who don't know him are easy captivated by him. He brings calmness to his surroundings. The best friend anyone could ask for. Listens to you. Never judges you instead challenges you to be a better person. He shows love in everything he does. Slow to love and very guarded with his heart. Loyal beyond words. What he says he will do. He is protective of his family and friends. Most of all whoever becomes his wife will be one lucky woman

Ann-Who is that guy?
Joe- That is Jason.
Ann- I want to be his gf.

by Swtksss October 13, 2013

jaslynn

she is very beautiful and very sexy. she can command men just by saying she will sleep with them. she won’t but she will make you think so. she will say anything to get what she wants. manipulative but if you are friends with her you are one in a million. she has trust issues but if she trusts you it will take a lot to ruin that trust. she can be cruel but in,y when you truly deserve it.
she falls in love so easily but it’s very hard for her to lose feelings. you are lucky if she loves you because if she does you are special. whether she loves you as a friend or more you are very lucky. treat her well and she will treat you well. treat her wrong and she will you do very wrong. she holds grudges unless she gets an apology and believes that you really are sorry.

jaslynn is loved universally.

by jay king December 2, 2017