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en_jakeyfromstatefarm

tiktok celebrity that mysteriously deactivated and fell off the face of the earth some rumors say she goes by asparagus now
"hey do you remember en_jakeyfromstatefarm?"
by cieblanket May 21, 2023
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A dirty jakey

When one proceeds to milk the semen of Andrew brown as normal milk simply does not give enough nutrients for someone of jakeys stature
Will you give browner a dirty jakey there
by Jarringmederrrr November 24, 2021
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Jaskeran

Someone that does no work at all, and is a lazy piece of shit. He normally has glasses, but sometimes doesn't have any eyes. He is a fucking short head (four feet or less) but he has the biggest ego. Often makes people want to punch him.
Guy 1: JASKERAN! You're a piece of shit.
Jaskeran: FUCK YOU!!!
by Moshiron-desu December 13, 2019
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Jakey L

a guy that is very trust worthy, amazing, nice, funny, sweet, and very lovable <3
and his hair gives girls orgasms (;
i wish there were more people like Jakey L.
by xcandyxlandx May 16, 2011
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Jankey

Person 1:Hey dude have you ot a tissue, I'm about to sneeze.
Person 2:Nah man, all ive got is this jankey
Person 1:Whats a jankey?
Person 2: A hankey i jizzed on
by The Wizard In Black October 1, 2009
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jakey wakey

Oh my! It's Jakey Wakey in his mother's bedroom!!
by aunt jemama December 9, 2010
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jakey

the guy who every girl dies to have in their life. without him, life would be a mistake. you'd wonder why your on this planet. with him, he gives you everything that you can ever need and want. jakey knows how to treat a girl, especially his girlfriend. he will give her everything she needs, and all the attention that she wants. jakey will know right off the bat what makes you happy, and what will make you smile. and he will do anything to do those things all the time. he is always there for you no matter what, and will make you feel loved, and protected. he is overall amazing, caring, sweet, (mine), adorable, hot, charming, handsome, hot, sweet, (still mine).
"susan, do you wish you had a boyfriend?"

"yeah! i wish i had jakey."
by my love is jakey November 25, 2011
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