jagerrhea

The word used to describe the type of poop excessive Jagermeister consumption causes. Diarrhea-esque, but worse because it is straight booze.

I really wanted to go out for breakfast and bloodys this morning but I had the worst jagerrhea.

by tappah January 14, 2007

Jaggerific

This word means you are so epic!

Synonyms: shagadelic, awesome, cool, epic, amazing
Antonyms: lame, annoying, stupid :(

Dude, you are so jaggerific!

by Jagger fucked Bowie April 5, 2019

Jasper hale

Jasper hale or Jasper Whitlock is one of the hottest characters in the whole twilight saga movies. Soldier, and later Major of the Confederate Army (human life). He was born 1844; Houston, Texas , and was changed when he was 19 the year 1863.

His abilities are like any other vampire.

For special abilities, Jasper has the ability to both feel and manipulate the emotions of those around him.

A vampire with this ability can sense the feelings of others and alter them according to his will. With it, Jasper can resolve a tense situation peacefully.

Example 1 :

Friend : So, who's your bias from the twilight saga movies?
Me : of course Jasper hale, I'm head over heals for him!

Example 2 :
Friend : Jasper hale is a quiet person

Me : I know right! His silence always turned me on to be honest

by Mingitaetae March 28, 2020

Jasper Deng

A typical and very loud wikinazi from USA. They got billions of dollars for all shit they do online. MURICAN DREAM!

I know Jasper Deng - said no one.
I trust Jasper Deng - said no one

by aaamerica September 17, 2023

jaegerbomb

A shot of Jaegermeister dropped into half a can of Red Bull, which causes one to dance

Person A: I didn't know that Person C dances!
Person B: They've had 9 Jaegerbombs.
Person A: Oh

by g.wiss September 29, 2005

Jagger Bombs

Jägermeister & Red Bull

Drink on special occasions...like when you want to blackout

by meshell March 11, 2005

Jasper area

Jasper is the phenomenon when you are in an area outside, and suddenly you smell semen!!! You cant tell where the source is, but you can definitely smell semen!

So guys lets meet at 10 o clo...What the fuck! You smell that? Damn we drove into a Jasper area!

by simonzuper October 8, 2010