by Jartster69 April 18, 2020
Get the Jarting mug.A situation in which one consumes an enormous amount of alcohol, causing an individual to stagger about in a disgraceful manner, rambling on incoherently. Can lead to other embarrassing events such as performing card tricks that don't exist, and walking through ankle deep puddles without notice.
Brian: "Wow, Graham has really pounded through that whiskey tonight!"
Jeff: "Did he drink that entire bottle straight up?"
Brad: "Fucking rights.... He's gonna be sooo Jantzed tonight!"
Indian 1: "Hey Freddy, do you wanna go down to the creek and get Jantzed with me?"
Indian 2: "It sounds great but we'd better hurry...Lunch is in an hour "
Jeff: "Did he drink that entire bottle straight up?"
Brad: "Fucking rights.... He's gonna be sooo Jantzed tonight!"
Indian 1: "Hey Freddy, do you wanna go down to the creek and get Jantzed with me?"
Indian 2: "It sounds great but we'd better hurry...Lunch is in an hour "
by BVatose January 17, 2011
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Dude1:look over there it’s jaritzel
Dude2:yea look at how hot she is
Dude1:yea I’m trying to get with her
Dude2: you will never have a chance
Dude2:yea look at how hot she is
Dude1:yea I’m trying to get with her
Dude2: you will never have a chance
by Bts213 June 11, 2018
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"What?"
"Trent is gay!"
"Yeah BS..."
"Nah I'm serious man! We were chillin at my place and he totally Jarted!"
"Ugh thats fuckin nasty!"
"What?"
"Trent is gay!"
"Yeah BS..."
"Nah I'm serious man! We were chillin at my place and he totally Jarted!"
"Ugh thats fuckin nasty!"
by Karl Jakob October 6, 2008
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Verb. Jarting
Adv. Jarted
To jizz and fart simultaneously. The word jizz and fart combined equals jart.
Verb. Jarting
Adv. Jarted
To jizz and fart simultaneously. The word jizz and fart combined equals jart.
I was so drunk last night that when I sat on that girls chest trying extremely hard to finish off on her face I jarted. I literally pushed so hard that when I let it fly on her face I farted right on her chest at the exact same time I let the load fly!
That chick is so fine I'd jart on her.
That chick is so fine I'd jart on her.
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