1) Dude stop Jangling in front of me!
2) What are your plans this weekend?
Just going to Jangle my Peej
I KNEW IT! I'm friends wjth a Peej Jangler
2) What are your plans this weekend?
Just going to Jangle my Peej
I KNEW IT! I'm friends wjth a Peej Jangler
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Pronunciation: CHAYNJ-jang-glur
1.a. A derogatory term for a vagrant or panhandler who solicits money in public spaces by rattling a cup or tin filled with coins to attract attention and encourage donations. Often associated with loitering or aggressive begging tactics.
1.b. A petty grifter or low-level scam artist who hustles for small amounts of money through manipulative or deceptive means, often blending into street-level schemes.
2. A pejorative label for an ineffectual political party or governing body known for its chronic inefficiency, excessive bureaucracy, and inability to deliver meaningful solutions. Characterized by dragging out simple legislative processes, wasting resources, and producing minimal or misguided results.
Pronunciation: CHAYNJ-jang-glur
1.a. A derogatory term for a vagrant or panhandler who solicits money in public spaces by rattling a cup or tin filled with coins to attract attention and encourage donations. Often associated with loitering or aggressive begging tactics.
1.b. A petty grifter or low-level scam artist who hustles for small amounts of money through manipulative or deceptive means, often blending into street-level schemes.
2. A pejorative label for an ineffectual political party or governing body known for its chronic inefficiency, excessive bureaucracy, and inability to deliver meaningful solutions. Characterized by dragging out simple legislative processes, wasting resources, and producing minimal or misguided results.
1.a-b Example:“That guy pretending to have a broken car for gas money? Total change jangler move.”
2. Example:
“That committee has become a bunch of change janglers — months of debate and still no progress on the housing crisis.”
2. Example:
“That committee has become a bunch of change janglers — months of debate and still no progress on the housing crisis.”
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"After watching that meme, I felt like Hawk Tuah Jonkler himself—spitting on that thang while cracking up like a confused Joker!"
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Get the Hawk Tuah Jonkler mug.the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF
john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)
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