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Jangler

One who delays; A person who takes forever to do a certain task; That asshole that takes a lifetime to do something completely ridiculouly simple
"Come on! We've been waiting for hours! You're such a jangler!"
by omgitsnikkix93 March 25, 2009
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wang jangler

the product of adorning ones wang with festive seasonal accouterments (bells, holly, garland etc.)
Dennis: I can't wait for the office holiday party this evening

Petra: Me neither

Dennis: I have been selecting multiple items from the Hobby Lobby so that I can show off me wang jangler

Petra: Neat, I am down with your wang jangler....
by cornfritter December 23, 2010
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Jangler

'Jang' is a noun meaning 'testicle' that has many uses and derivatives. When used in the plural ('jangs'), it refers to the balls as a whole, thus including the scrotum.

Its most diverse and most used derivative is it's verb form, 'jangle'. Strictly defined, this means to strike a male in the balls but 'jangle' has seen other uses resultant of its noun form, 'jangler' (see below). Thus, when used with a direct object (generally a name), 'jangle' means to strike said direct object in the balls. However, when used intransitively, it means to act like a jangler (definition two).

'Jangler' is the gerund noun form of 'jangle'. It has two meanings: first, it is more strictly defined as one who strikes males in the balls. Less strictly, however, it can also be used as a label for one who is equally distasteful as a nut-puncher, generally one who is arrogant, deceptive, or foolish.
"My jangs are itchy today."

"Whoa! Did you see how hard Frank just got jangled?"
"Look at Roger jangling around over there."

"Protect your balls; I hear there's a jangler about."
"Jon just told me he can bench more than that body-builder. What a jangler!"
by GBC The Box November 28, 2009
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jangle leg

Girl that jangle leg rooted my pussy so fine, I couldn't walk for a week.
by Cap'n Swag November 24, 2017
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bo janglein

That nigga was bo janglein about when Id get the drugs so I shot him.
by Eddie Carr July 26, 2005
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nerve-jangler

Someone who makes one nervous, uncomfortable, weary or unforthcoming.
Jeff: "do you like wearing kittens as mittens?".

Arnold: "two sets of two words, one time: piss off, nerve-jangler!".

Jeff: "...how about beaver skin boxers...!?".
by Robert Head April 23, 2007
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Jiggly-jangles

male reproductive organs that females are not born with
You are either born with jiggly-jangles or you not; society does not decide.
by Epic Creeper August 14, 2010
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