Jakob

Basically this really sucky guy but he does make good crack in his jack black smack nac sack whack crack shack
Man 1. Man Jakob sucks
Man 2. Yea... but he does make good crack in his jack black smack nac sack whack crack shack
by Tezzy boy April 15, 2021
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He is a low life fuck who will never get a life if you see him punch him in the nuts
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by afgasdf October 12, 2017
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Jakobe is a low down annoying ass nigga that has an irresistible good luck charm, that can make almost everybody like his little ugly mutant ass, has a great since of humor and knows how to make a bad thing great again, he can’t be serious at times but he knows not how to be serious, he loves love and if anybody can match his vibe, he’ll match yours..... he’s a bitch ass nigga that’s not scared of trying new things and won’t shy away from anybody or anything, he’s says fuck haters and they can go eat his ass hole and he’s a pussy ass virgin
Jakobe wishes he can eat pussy
by @LKI_03 April 16, 2019
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He's the biggest faggot you will ever meet.

A true Jakob
Such a true Jakob he been sucking all that dick.
by The Nazi Syndrome April 12, 2020
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The definision of a gaybo. He is rare because his parents decided to spell his name rlly weird. Jakobs usually are extremely dumb but manage to pull it off. Jakobs are also prone to getting aids. BUTTT jakobs are also rlly cool people and are kinda nice, but sometimes they call u gay and u gotta deal with it. Do yourslef a favour and dont be a Jakob. JAKOBS ALSO LOVE TO RAPE so be carefull when approaching as they may be tempted to stick it in ya. Just state the following if this does occur - NO MEANS NO - the jakob will then get startled but rape u anyway cause he a dog, BARK.
Chick - I SAID NO JAKOB
Jakob - JUST BECAUSE I HAVE AIDS DONT MEAN YOULL GET IT, MAMA AINT RAISE NO BITCH
by jakobsgayerthenaids December 20, 2018
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Comes from the Latin term, idiot. Usually people with this name have extremely large pussies.
Don't rub your pussy on the window, you fucking Jakob.
by DaleDud February 15, 2017
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