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Florida jacuzzi

When a girl puts lemon juice and pop rocks in her mouth then gargles your balls.
Boy 1“Dude your mom gave me a Florida jacuzzi last night and man did it hurt”
Boy 2 “Bro that’s disgusting
Boy 2”Did it feel good?”
by How it feels to gum 5 chews January 28, 2021
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Swedish Jacuzzi

Lots of cum being poured on something or someone.

Like it’s counter part the real Swedish Jacuzzi is pouring beef tallow on something.

The only difference is cum and a LOT of it.
John: Hey did you hear that they are doing the Swedish Jacuzzi back there?
Mark: *gags*
by BrokeBob404 September 30, 2020
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Kentucky jacuzzi

When you fill a girls mouth with Kool-Aid and Pop Rocks, make her get on her knees, and dunk your balls in her open mouth.
“Hey man, Cindy just gave me a Kentucky Jacuzzi, now my balls are sticky and so is her face, but for different reasons.”
by 2Bone August 21, 2023
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Jacuzzi

To Jacuzzi a bowl of cereal, while someone is mid breakfast, you grab their bowl and fart into it with so much pressure that the milk begins to froth with bubbles.

Best executed on a hangover or during someone's last bowl of cereal to ruin their day.
Jake is mid way through his last bowl of cereal from the packet, and James walk into the kitchen with a stinking hangover, says 'morning jake' and farts directly into his cereal creating a stream of bubbles that overflow the bowl creating the Jacuzzi effect. Jake throws the bowl against the wall, punches James in the balls and goes back to bad sad and hungry.
by Padelhero10 May 17, 2023
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piojo jacuzzi

My girl friend has so much lint in her piojo jacuzzi that she could knit a tube top.
by dmccc August 9, 2012
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splash in her jacuzzi

to ejaculate in a woman's vagina through unprotected sex.
She was seducing me all semester, practically begging me to splash in her jacuzzi.
by Niyan Tewman March 17, 2022
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Juan Valdez Jacuzzi

using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong
"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?

psh
whatever

don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi
by CoraMunroBoat June 12, 2017
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