Florida jacuzzi

When a girl puts lemon juice and pop rocks in her mouth then gargles your balls.
Boy 1“Dude your mom gave me a Florida jacuzzi last night and man did it hurt”
Boy 2 “Bro that’s disgusting”
Boy 2”Did it feel good?”
by How it feels to gum 5 chews January 28, 2021
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Cum jacuzzi

The resulting pool of semen when one blows his load into a belly button
Jonah didn’t clean his cum jacuzzi and got a wet patch that soaked through his t-shirt
by skittoi April 25, 2021
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piojo jacuzzi

My girl friend has so much lint in her piojo jacuzzi that she could knit a tube top.
by dmccc August 10, 2012
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Indian Ball Jacuzzi

Have you ever seen those small Jacuzzis for your balls? Well its a bit like that. or at least it feels like that. The Indian Ball Jacuzzi is basically when you have cooked, eaten or handled spicy food (such as Indian food) or chilis, and then go to scratch or rearrange your balls without thinking before the chili has rubbed off your hands. Your balls basically feel like they are in an unbearable jacuzzi of with the temperature turned way up, and there is nothing you can do to take them out.
David: Hey man why are you moving around in your seat so much?

Josh: I cant help it, my testicles are in the Indian Ball Jacuzzi, I didn't give it enough time to rearrange my balls after making that curry we just ate.
by greenwhatevers August 31, 2021
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Mozart Jacuzzi

The act of peeing inside a females mouth subsequently inserting the ballsack inside it, thus submerging the balls in the warm piss.

Note it is optional but strongly recomended that the recipient of the act gargles with the piss giving a hydro-pee massage to the one performing the action.

This practice was pioneered by the famous composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart before a concert for King George III 1764 to calm his nerves before the performance.
"Dude I just a had a really important job interview but it went very good"

"Oh that's nice man!"

"Yeah my girlfriend gave a good old Mozart Jacuzzi so I wasn't nervous at all."
by Bando and Hans June 05, 2024
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Natural Jacuzzi

Is when someone farts in a public pool such as a community pool, when close to another person, then swims away quickly.
I gave this black lady at the pool today a natural jacuzzi. She was not happy!!
by Coontry Chicken July 08, 2019
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Dry Jacuzzi

When one puts their ass up against another's naked body and farts.... Dry Jacuzzi.
I was spooning my husband and he gave me a dry jacuzzi!
by Triple B! April 04, 2016
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