Jacksnap

A combination jackoff session, snack, then a nap. Usually in that order.

Sally Balls: It's 5pm, you're still in your robe?
Tony: It's my day off. Been jacksnappin' all day.
Sally Balls: Must be nice.

by An Axe To Grind April 25, 2013

jockin my jockstrap

a noisy mutha%$#$, someone always clockin you, someone peepin' you, just down right %$!@# inquisitive...

"Stop mutha$!@#$ jockin' my jockstrap", as she told her old man while he was peeping into her drawers.

by Getrich83 December 13, 2003

Jackstrapolate

A portmanteau of “jack off” and “extrapolate.” The opposite of "jerkterpolate."

To imagine what an attractive younger woman will look like once she hits her prime, for purposes of masturbation.

Me: “Yo, check out that chick over there.”
Him: “Yo, but she’s too young!”
Me: “Don’t worry! I jackstrapolated her age. I’m gonna whack off to what she’ll look like in a few years.”

by Deez Leeemz September 10, 2020

jockstrap-sniffers

A disparaging way to refer to the type of sports fan, most obvious at the collegiate level, who likes to get a little too close to the players, especially after the game.

Euphemistic synonym: "Rabid fans."

"Before we conduct any interviews, it's a good idea to let the jockstrap-sniffers storm through here. Then we'll shoo them out and get down to business."

by al-in-chgo May 24, 2018

Jockstrapping

Wearing a mask on your chin during a pandemic.

Look at Karen jockstrapping that mask.

by AHuge September 8, 2020

jockstrap daddy

A male that stalks other males

he is my jockstrap daddy

by ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ March 13, 2023

Jockstrap

An asshole who’s always touching a dick, specifically his. (Could fall into being an incel)

Josh is such a jockstrap

by expirelubejuice April 2, 2023