Cum Jacker

A single woman in her mid to late thirties who lies to a man, telling him that she is on the pill, while in fact she is not. She does this with the ultimate goal to get pregnant.

Can you believe she turned out to be a cum jacker? Now I'm a freakin' Dad.

by Judcliff April 19, 2010

Jackermitten

The state of being surprised after masturbating and ejaculating into an oven mitt with your mother's panties wrapped over your eyes to blind yourself.

Dude, I was so jackermitten yesterday when my mom walked into my room while I was Jackermitting

by Falcon896 December 27, 2009

Heel Jacker

A male who is flexible enough to masturbate using the heels of their feet. Heel jackers are known to have extremely smooth heels.

Insept is a known heel jacker. One could determine this by smoothness of his heels.

by wtfzomgbbq September 11, 2007

swagger jacker

a person who doesn't know how to be themselves so they copy other people's style, hobbies and etc.they might try to look and be just like you and try to take your boy/girl friends

swagge jacker is said by many rappers

Aye, that chick over there is a swagga jacka(swagger jacker).

by the_ _kid December 17, 2008

jackzer

Slang term in suburban areas for a man who has sex with dead animals, also see necropheliac or beastiality

Eww look at what he did to that squirrel, he's a jackzer!

Hey Tom, you know if I beat off on that dead deer I'd be a jackzer?

by Tyrome Anton October 12, 2004

Jacker Helmet

A ski mask that covers ones face when they plan or robbing someone or something so that their identity will be hidden.

"you better go see if your car is locked, I just saw a guy run by with a Jacker Helmet on."

by TyBenj March 10, 2009

Jacksepticeye

DING DING DING
Irish noises

"do you know jacksepticeye?"
"Ah yes he's the one who always rings the bell and screeches... DING DING DING!"

by Jinx the Rebel May 2, 2020