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by Oxford dictionary co March 24, 2017

jib jab

a language usually used when a person is intoxocated, talkin trash, or just has no idea what he or she is talking about. 80% of the time jib jab is followed by an ass whoppin.

Man, that boy was talkin that jib jab last night. He almost got his ass beat.

by Quintin Lewis January 18, 2006

Phone Jab

A jab from a phone.

Hi Dave, how are you? Hi Penny, i'm good thank you, are you okay? PHONE JAB!!

owwwww

by DavePen February 1, 2012

Whack-Jab

During oral sex, the male politly asks the female to "work on the head". As she does this, he acts as if he's masturbating, thus punching her in the nose several times.

Dude, I actually whack-jabbed that chick last night.

by blackmage (warcraft3.com) February 23, 2004

Angel Jab

A british term for the jabbing of a person's stomach. The hand goes through the stomach and out the other end.

John threatened to ANGEL JAB me but Alec said that he would ANGEL JAB him 1st.

by IWILLANGELJABYOURFACE July 8, 2009

jibby jab

To stab with a dirty meth pipe.

Crystal methamphetamine or 'meth' is commonly referred to as "jib", or "jibb".
The word 'jab' is regularly associated with "stabbing" or "poking involving perforation".

Dillon- "Oh my god! I've been jibby jabbed!

Ryan- "What?! He stabbed you with his dirty meth pipe?"
Dillon- "Yeah man! I'm bleeding pretty bad! The glass cut me good!"
Ryan- "Better hope it doesn't get infected! That meth pipe was super dirty!"

by Miss Hell Kitten April 30, 2021

cooter jab

a game in which a girl may jab another in the cooter. The rules are: 1.Blocking is allowed 2.No jabbing from behind 3.Only I can make more rules

That was one nice cooter jab!

by buttpiratess November 27, 2004