J. Lo (aka J.Ho)

A person who exhibits diva-like behavior but who is in fact exceptionally mediocre; at least she's exceptional at something. She may think that she remembers her roots, but has in fact long forgotten them and looks down on them.

However, she is "Jenny who's been around the Block; Spends all her time sucking cock; Married so many men, who knows where they came from; I'm not fooled by the rocks that she's got; Cos she's just a ho who's been around the block"

S/He is an overbearing, arrogant, over-confident tyrant who believes that the sun shines out of their ass; the truth is tha they are full of shit, are insecure and needy. Go J.Ho!

Do any of the men in her life stay with her for too long? I rest my case.

J. Lo (aka J.Ho) by Sarah & Marcel January 25, 2004

J. Lo 

A person who exhibits diva-like behavior but who is in fact exceptionally mediocre; at least she's exceptional at something. She may think that she remembers her roots, but has in fact long forgotten them and looks down on them. "I'm still Jenny from the block" my ass!!!

However, she is "Jenny who's been around the Block; Spends all her time sucking cock; Married so many men, who knows where they came from; I'm not fooled by the rocks that she's got; Cos she's just a ho who's been around the block"

S/He is an overbearing, arrogant, over-confident tyrant who believes that the sun shines out of their ass; the truth is that they are full of shit, are insecure and needy. Go J.Ho!

Do any of the men in her life stay with her for too long? No they don't; we rest our case.

J. Lo by Marcel and Sarah March 1, 2004

j. lo 

a slut with a HUMOUNGUS ass who ruined ben affleck

ben affleck was so cool until j.lo banged him

j. lo by kayla April 26, 2004

j. lo effect 

when someone looks younger for their age.
(jennifer lopez is 50, and she looks like she is 30)

person 1: yo, she is really 25? she looks younger!

Person #2: yeah! she looks 16, that's crazy...

Person #1: that's the j. lo effect. she is blessed to have that.

Person #2: I want to look 20 at 30, dawg.

j. lo effect by memelordboi69 March 5, 2020

j. lo 

Someone whose ass looks even worse ever since she had her ribs removed.

Ew it's just gross and looking. :-&

j. lo by amethyst April 22, 2005

j. lo 

1. An irony in the making.
2. Future loser of the J-S Competition.
3. A young lady who prances around shamelessly, don't you know?

I did 7000 math competitions against Sran and won exactly 3500 of them! I'm such a J.Lo!

j. lo by Mathemagician 105 May 14, 2005

j-lot

verb stemming from the term j-walking; the act of using a parking lot as a thouroughfare in order to avoid a red light

guy 1, "Ahh dag yo another red light."
guy 2, "Chillax son, just j-lot through Wendy's"
guy 1, "What the F@#* does j-lot mean?"
guy 2, "What are you a ratard? Look it up on urban dictionary."

j-lot by M-Dawg 24/7 June 27, 2009