itchy ovaries

When a woman, usually in her mid thirties turns around and looks at you with eyes of desire, immediately following or seeing a cute baby. She says nothing, but it’s obvious she wants to be fertilized.

Shit Bhruvh! Grace held you guy’s kid yesterday and now she’s got a case of the itchy ovaries.

by NautilusP July 3, 2022

itchy cunt

when ya pussy stink like fish and you get lice down there too so it starts to itch like crazy.

Nobody wanna go down on a bitch with an itchy cunt

by No flex January 18, 2017

itchy starfish

to have a very itchy anal passage (close examination reveals that your anal area is not unlike a starfish)hence

f*@k i have a very itchy starfish

by john scotland June 11, 2008

Itchy Asshole

A result from eating popcorn the day before. The skin of corn kernels will not digest. When making popcorn, the kernel skin hardens and passes through the digestive track. Without thorough and proper cleaning, this can result in an unpleasant pain.

Worker #1 - Whats with Bob? He keeps picking his ass...

Worker #2 - He caught itchy asshole. I told him to stay away from all that popcorn.

by UnderFire September 11, 2012

itchy scrot

when u get the sudden urge to itch your testicles coz they are sore

"shit...i got an itchy scot! its been buggin me all day"

by James September 25, 2003

itchy coochie

a type of coochie that really needs to be scratched by a penis.

Babe, get over here. I've got an itchy coochie and I need you to scratch.

by The Big Thicc September 11, 2019

Itchy nana

Refers to any sexual activity beyond 2nd base.

guy: hey boss, what's new?
guy2: nothing much, i had some great itchy nana the other day.

by JORDrumm August 12, 2009