Someone that lives above Rome at least in Sienna, Abbruzzese are almost alright, But a bit to low on the food chain.Sicilians are nice people and have a beautiful Island but are basically that: Islanders. The rest of them in the south are Terroni and deserve to move to Albania or Turkey with thier own kind, or Brooklyn New York or Northern New Jersey where most people are Guinea Shiteaters that have no Clue about what it means to Eat Tartufi, Porcini freschi, Ovoli, Lampredotto, or Finnochiona. Italians are very lucky people that get to eat great food, live in thier parent's house for their entire lives, complain about Eurodollars, not have kids, spend alot of time primping themselves, and driving in small automobiles. Men are a bit gayish but just in touch with thier feminine side. Women are very pretty and get money from thier Babbo to go out to the club or discotecha in order to find some foreskin to pull on after they drink too many Gin Lemons. They do not drive cars with tinted windows and sound systems, look or sound like any of the Gotti family, eat cheese on fish, wax thier eyebrows(men), Have hairy armpits, legs, or twats(women), Cut the skin off thier dicks, or drink cappucino's after dinner.
by Egisto March 25, 2006
When related to sex it is an act when the condom is placed on the penis using nothing but the mouth.
by bestloved August 17, 2009
less than intelligent race of people on this earth. Known for being inordinately unnatractive. They have bad tempers yet can't accomplish anything.
by jgk September 20, 2007
Football fanatic, sexist, homophobic, racist, nationalist, individualistic, etcetera.
But best cooking in the world.
...I'm not racist! I know my compatriots..
But best cooking in the world.
...I'm not racist! I know my compatriots..
I'm italian, I don't care if the Parlament sucks, football is the most important thing in the universe... ever!!!
by Icantfindapseudonym November 26, 2013
a sex position
the guy penetrates the girl´s axilla
derived from former italy, when pre-marriage sex was strictly forbidden
the guy penetrates the girl´s axilla
derived from former italy, when pre-marriage sex was strictly forbidden
by Chris January 08, 2005
Italians have never invented a single thing. We take the rest of the world's shit and make it better. The Chinese invented rice noodles, I talians made real pasta. As far as girls go you will never find any brunettes hotter. 2nd hottest babes in the universe after Swedish girls. Cars include Ferrari and Lamborghini. Ferraris are the fastest cars that are street legal not to mention they're awesome looking. Lambo's are the hottest looking cars. They are the best sports cars out there for two reasons:
1. They are designed by Italy and
2. They are engineered by Germany. (Lambo was bought by Audi, and that's owned by Volkswagen).
Food is the best on earth. Frenchies a couple countries over think they make the best food, which is just not true. The pope lives in Italy (technically) and he will kick the prime minister's douchebag asshole.
Italians have a little higher testosterone levels than most other races, other than black people. This causes us to be extremely short tempered and naturally strong so don't fuck with us.
1. They are designed by Italy and
2. They are engineered by Germany. (Lambo was bought by Audi, and that's owned by Volkswagen).
Food is the best on earth. Frenchies a couple countries over think they make the best food, which is just not true. The pope lives in Italy (technically) and he will kick the prime minister's douchebag asshole.
Italians have a little higher testosterone levels than most other races, other than black people. This causes us to be extremely short tempered and naturally strong so don't fuck with us.
Look at that flaming hot Italian chick on the hood of that Lamborghini.
Yeah, France can suck it.
NOTE: Not all French people are assholes. Some are pretty cool. It's just the upper-middle class and upper class that everyone hates.
Yeah, France can suck it.
NOTE: Not all French people are assholes. Some are pretty cool. It's just the upper-middle class and upper class that everyone hates.
by AWESOMEITALIAN1245 November 06, 2009
Worst people on earth. Can't play footie without diving and crying to the referee. Their food is strickly based on garlic and tomatoes. Their women look nice when they're young but they have to shave everyday as they are very hairy and they get very fat when they get old, because of their oily food. Always talk with their hands when they don't raise it making the fascist salute.
Look!! This is George Michael! He looks so Italian!
Look!! Materazzi is sucking some knob! At least he's not diving and crying!
Look!! Materazzi is sucking some knob! At least he's not diving and crying!
by bootboy69 June 18, 2008