Guess who's in my mouth

A popular party game, many men (ideally 10 or so) gather in a room while one guy gets on his knees blindfolded, then one random guy puts his penis in the blindfolded man's mouth, the blindfolded man must then guess who's in his mouth.

Me and the other guys got together last night and played "Guess who's in my mouth" all night.

by dickman 2.0 April 11, 2010

Fat juicy cock in my mouth

all i want right now.

“hey”
“don’t even talk to me all i want is some ‘fat juicy cock in my mouth’ right now”
“same bro, same...”

by Amikapearl69 April 1, 2021

born with a plastic spoon in my mouth

The be born poor; the opposite of being born with a silver spoon in your mouth.

I'm not poor and dumb enough to be a NASCAR driver, Kenny! I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth like you!

-- Eric Cartman

by Tenacious Faulker April 2, 2011

Theres a desert in my mouth

1. When a stoner gets cottonmouth and desires a beverage to quench their thirst.

Hey man...theres a desert in my mouth...wanna got to 7/11?

by Whiskerz and Teamkilla June 20, 2010

You want to jump in my mouth

When someone tries to finish or repeat what Ms. Cole says and fails

Ms. Cole: you have to tilt the dustpan
Kid: tilt!!
Ms. Cole: YOU WANT TO JUMP IN MY MOUTH!!?!?

by Hayleeeeeeeee October 14, 2011

Take my dick in my mouth

The phrase you say to someone who rejected your definition that you worked so hard to write it.

the editor:Should I publish this def or should I reject it?I will reject it,I'm sorry!
the frustrated guy:Take my dick in my mouth,you fucking idiot,I worked so hard to write my def and you reject it so easily!

by piturca October 18, 2011

Willy Wonka just came in my mouth

What you say after you've eaten some remarkably sweet and delectable dessert.

A: How do you like the Coke cake?
M: mmm...mmmmmm mmmmmm mm mm mmmm mm!
A: Huh?
M: I think Willy Wonka just came in my mouth!

by vanilla g-lotto December 17, 2004