Selective Illiteracy Syndrome is a serious mental/moral impairment which afflicts individuals who disagree with something but do not examine the presented evidence in support of what they differ with -not because they can’t read- they habitually choose to NOT honestly read out of an irrational paralysing fear that those they disagree with just might be right!
Usually employed by contrarians, internet atheists, trolls and the lazy.
Usually employed by contrarians, internet atheists, trolls and the lazy.
C: You said you wanted proof for my position. Here is all the verifiable evidence that I could find.
A: You're still wrong!
C: How exactly?
A: ....um, reasons.
C: You never read it did you? And I suppose you never intend to either, simply because you don't WANT it to be true!. So...How long have you been suffering from Selective Illiteracy Syndrome?
A: You're still wrong!
C: How exactly?
A: ....um, reasons.
C: You never read it did you? And I suppose you never intend to either, simply because you don't WANT it to be true!. So...How long have you been suffering from Selective Illiteracy Syndrome?
by WHY?Outreach December 10, 2019
Get the Selective Illiteracy Syndrome mug.1.) The current generation of teenagers that have little to no education whatsoever, and strictly (STRICTLY) refuse to get any of said education, or a job which requires such education.
2.) A steadily increasing number of teenagers that type/text things with unspeakably hideous grammar, replacing easy to spell words, such as "Are" and "Too/to/two" with "R/r" and "2", respectively.
3.) 90% of the teenagers in high/middle schools, and, unfortunately, soon to be elementary schools, commonly seen with a plastic bottle filled with a tiny bit of liquid (like sweet tea or soda) to give the impression that they are drinking it, when they are really using it as a "Spitter" for their disgusting chew tobacco, or "Snuff". Also known for never brushing their teeth. EVER.
2.) A steadily increasing number of teenagers that type/text things with unspeakably hideous grammar, replacing easy to spell words, such as "Are" and "Too/to/two" with "R/r" and "2", respectively.
3.) 90% of the teenagers in high/middle schools, and, unfortunately, soon to be elementary schools, commonly seen with a plastic bottle filled with a tiny bit of liquid (like sweet tea or soda) to give the impression that they are drinking it, when they are really using it as a "Spitter" for their disgusting chew tobacco, or "Snuff". Also known for never brushing their teeth. EVER.
1.) Read? Read? READ?!?!?!?! Who da fuk reads deez dayz?? I aint readin nuttin u stupid fuk, who da fuk do u think u r tryin to get me 2 read?!?!!
2.) Stupid Teenager: "yo whats up trick u goin 2 dat party tonite?! ima fuk a sexii chik 4 sho!! aint nobody stoppin me, trick!!
Me: -.- Shut the fuck up and stop texting me, you stupid Illiterate Teenager.
3.) Teenager 1: Yo dawg, you got a empty bottle?
Teenager 2: Um, yeah, I'm going to throw it away.
Teenager 1: No no no, dawg, lemme have it!!
Teenager 2: What could you POSSIBLY need an
empty bottle for?!
Teenager 1: Ima use it as a spitter!!
Teenager 2: ......You're an idiot. *Throws bottle away*
You want it? GO GET IT, FUCKER.
2.) Stupid Teenager: "yo whats up trick u goin 2 dat party tonite?! ima fuk a sexii chik 4 sho!! aint nobody stoppin me, trick!!
Me: -.- Shut the fuck up and stop texting me, you stupid Illiterate Teenager.
3.) Teenager 1: Yo dawg, you got a empty bottle?
Teenager 2: Um, yeah, I'm going to throw it away.
Teenager 1: No no no, dawg, lemme have it!!
Teenager 2: What could you POSSIBLY need an
empty bottle for?!
Teenager 1: Ima use it as a spitter!!
Teenager 2: ......You're an idiot. *Throws bottle away*
You want it? GO GET IT, FUCKER.
by Thardus July 10, 2010
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A town in Suffolk County on Long Island, NY. A wealthy or upper middle class town in the Township of Islip. The nicest and most expensive areas are south of Main Street(Montauk Hwy). They Include areas such as Great River, The Moorings, Percy Williams Cove, Hollins Lane, Blackmore Lane and Meadow Farm Road, in which most houses range from $850,000 to $5,000,000. Though it seems perfect it is very segregated in the neighborhoods, it is 96.5% caucasian. The average income in $93,854. Islip Terrace, like Great River, is a hamlet in East islip, but Islip Terrace is more Middle class than upper middle or wealthy. It is neighboring Central Islip, which isn't the nicest town, but Islip Terrace keeps it class as it is also a nice town. East Islip is an athletic and competitive town as well as academic, its schools are rated 9.1 out of 10 which is pretty good. The towns rival in sports is West Islip and there is always something going on at events involving the two towns. Overall East Islip is a great town on the bay to live in.
by ILoveLongIsland January 24, 2010
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-dude my parents are planning on switching me to East Islip High School
-dude your fucked, almost every class there has been removed cause of budget cuts
E.I. Student- I went to East Islip High School
College Student- Never heard of it
E.I. Student- With the expansion our school is so huge!
Private School Student- lmfao this school is so puny and so small, I can't believe it's a real high school!
E.I. Student- Everyone at this school is upper class and rich!
Private School Student- Oh my God, I feel so bad, it's so tiny and puny here, everyone is soooo poor, I didn't know schools in America could be like this!
-dude your fucked, almost every class there has been removed cause of budget cuts
E.I. Student- I went to East Islip High School
College Student- Never heard of it
E.I. Student- With the expansion our school is so huge!
Private School Student- lmfao this school is so puny and so small, I can't believe it's a real high school!
E.I. Student- Everyone at this school is upper class and rich!
Private School Student- Oh my God, I feel so bad, it's so tiny and puny here, everyone is soooo poor, I didn't know schools in America could be like this!
by East Islip Student March 22, 2013
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