Ironed

The act of getting laid usually in a prone position.

"I hooked up last night with John and he ironed me good."

by Gulliver1953 December 21, 2008

ironical

ironic and comical

It's ironical that your husbands boss is your ex lover.

by Shirley Knot April 9, 2009

ironic

A descriptive form for describing someone who is acting wimpy or like a Canadian.

Zoyd is totally an ironic guy.

by Nevis September 22, 2007

ironing

(v)- to masturbate

the term originated in a small group of mmorpg players when someone came up with the excuse of "i'm ironing" when everyone accused him of masturbating to pornography

player 1: there he goes masturbating again

player 2: wtf i'm ironing

player 1: so that's what the kids are calling it these days

by Dallan August 14, 2006

iron

machete

"The iron was slack."

by noixz January 15, 2009

ironic

often used by people living in dramatic small towns (dramaview?) groups of girls often have nothing better to do than think back to what was going on a year ago today.

bruce; fuck man, i banged my girl 38 times.
mackenzie; 38? man thats so ironic!

by noregrets January 8, 2009

Big Iron

Big Iron: A firearm, specifically a revolver. Due to the thick metal used in creating old-style revolvers such as the Colt Peacemaker or the newer Ruger Blackhawk/Redhawk, and partially due to the weight of the weapon, they earned the nickname "Big Iron." This phrase became largely popular after Marty Robbins' widly successful gunfighting ballad called "Big Iron."

"No lone dared to ask his business no one dared to make the slip, the stranger there amoung them had a big iron on his hip"

by wakyjdogboy April 12, 2017