Probably the most overrated phone of 2007. Its like jamming a computer into a phone basically. And whats funny is retards actually camped out to get one of these.
by BL1NX August 05, 2007
Basically the coolest thing ever invented by anyone ever. Apple combined a cell phone, an ipod, a camera, and an internet browser into one hand-held device. Also the entire thing is one big touchscreen.
by Nate7667 January 10, 2007
A ridiculously over-priced and large (4.5×2.4×0.46 in) phone/camera/media player created by Apple. There is much demand and hype surrounding its release due to its big shiny screen, however once consumers discover its flaws- extremely large, easily-damaged optical screen, pathetic 2MP camera, non-renewable battery, its inability to take videos, it will fail like the first generation iPod.
Do not be another slave to consumerism and buy a iphone, do something more productive with your money.
by DylanBK June 30, 2007
Mainly a cell-phone and an ipod, it has many other uses. It works fine as a phone, but works even better as a toy.
Apples brilliant marketing plan has now brainwashed America. i attribute this to the fact that every time i talk to people about iphones i hear this, "oh i want an iphone so bad.."
While it's function as a phone works well, the iphone offers nothing you cant do on your computer or a basic ipod.
While the actual hardware is relatively cheap, the monthly fee is quite expensive to middle class America.
So, before you buy an iphone, ask yourself: "can i buy a regular cellphone and save large amounts of cash?"
and for the daring ask yourself:
"am i falling prey to our consumer society, will i truly be happy with an iphone?"
Apples brilliant marketing plan has now brainwashed America. i attribute this to the fact that every time i talk to people about iphones i hear this, "oh i want an iphone so bad.."
While it's function as a phone works well, the iphone offers nothing you cant do on your computer or a basic ipod.
While the actual hardware is relatively cheap, the monthly fee is quite expensive to middle class America.
So, before you buy an iphone, ask yourself: "can i buy a regular cellphone and save large amounts of cash?"
and for the daring ask yourself:
"am i falling prey to our consumer society, will i truly be happy with an iphone?"
Student 1: "yea i just traded my iphone for a basic razor."
Student 2: "why the hell would you do that? the iphones are soo awesome, man you shouldve given it to me!
Student 1: "well as long as i can call people, because thats what a phone is for, then im happy."
Student 2: "why the hell would you do that? the iphones are soo awesome, man you shouldve given it to me!
Student 1: "well as long as i can call people, because thats what a phone is for, then im happy."
by redzone1 November 10, 2008
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Becoming widely wanted by people who wish to access information, entertainment anywhere. Recently launched IPhone 3G which allows users to have DSL-like connection. Phone is offered by AT&T for a rate of $80.00, which offers 400 minutes/200 Txt/Unlimited Data. Which is pricy to some young consumers.
IPhone created by Apple, comes in 4GB/8GB which has functions of an IPod, with GPS, Cell functions, and internet capabilities mainly used for Youtube and Google.
Prefer
Having
Optional
Nonsense
Everywhere
Becoming widely wanted by people who wish to access information, entertainment anywhere. Recently launched IPhone 3G which allows users to have DSL-like connection. Phone is offered by AT&T for a rate of $80.00, which offers 400 minutes/200 Txt/Unlimited Data. Which is pricy to some young consumers.
IPhone created by Apple, comes in 4GB/8GB which has functions of an IPod, with GPS, Cell functions, and internet capabilities mainly used for Youtube and Google.
John: Dude, i'm getting an Iphone but the rates are ridiculous.
Dave: I know man, the minutes are like half if you pay for standard with data plan.
John: I would so unlock one, but there goes the data.
Dave: I know man, the minutes are like half if you pay for standard with data plan.
John: I would so unlock one, but there goes the data.
by Allen "Aames" Han July 20, 2008
an amazing product made by apple that completely changes the way people use cell phones - but all the people that are too poor to afford it whine and complain about how they hate it.
person 1: i got an iphone!
person 2: you spent all that money on a phone?
person 1: you know you want it
person 2: yeah your right
person 2: you spent all that money on a phone?
person 1: you know you want it
person 2: yeah your right
by 1Mike1 December 10, 2007
the only phone with the innate aility to become a smudgy piece of shit after 6 minutes of use. sending texts is fun, randomly jabbing at the screen and hoping you hit the button you want. there is this technology called buttons, invented along time ago see. believe it or not, they actually let you feel what you are pressing. every other phone has them. so what, it has a web browser? so does every other phone. get with the program, people. don't hop on the ipod band wagon.
Me: what did you do last night?
Friend: waited in line for 14 hours and got an iphone!
Me: oh, that would explain that shitty text you sent me that sad "i goh am iphimrw"
Friend: really, it actually send it? i couldnt tell becouse i couldnt see the screen.
Friend: waited in line for 14 hours and got an iphone!
Me: oh, that would explain that shitty text you sent me that sad "i goh am iphimrw"
Friend: really, it actually send it? i couldnt tell becouse i couldnt see the screen.
by the dark wanderer October 31, 2007