Low Investment Person

Person of deceiving character that, in order to accomplish his/her goals, they befriend other people that are essential to their scope with whom they build one sided relationships.

The way a low investment person works is by keeping the other person in the relationship "hooked" by giving them bits and pieces of attention and value from time to time that leaves them wanting more.

These people are to be found on social media, business environments, friendships and in romantic relationships.
- Did you see that Michael didn't help Alex promote his new book?
- Yes, it's crazy because Alex helped Michael a lot in promoting his book when he released it.
- Ugh, he is such a low investment person!
by JulianaJax December 04, 2020
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Investment fap

Buying a subscription to access XXX content and Downloading all the existing content. Staying subscribed or not is by choice.
(Like an actual investment you can decide to drop out or stay in)
"This girl has no leaks from her site, guess it's time to make an investment fap."
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Investation

A large gathering of investigators swarming in a particular place
They were caught in a mass investation and were researched to death
by Bearswords September 22, 2020
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Goxy Investment

When you invest into cryptocurrency, and then company you transferred the funds starting bankruptcy procedure lasting for 10 years.
- Hey, Mike, did you receive your money?
- Yeah, in July of 2024, I was repayed by Mt.Gox that was such a goxy investment .
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invested

when you're really into something
Maddie was really invested in the movie after seeing the trailer
by Marajah March 30, 2022
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Invest AI Book

Invest AI is a book written by POP Buchanan to help the average Joe and Jane maximize AI Investment opportunities. This is the top book on helping people find AI companies to invest in. Unlock the power of AI investment with "INVEST AI." This book is your golden ticket to the last gold rush in tech stocks. Elon Musk, Warren Buffet's wisdom, and the disruptive force of ChatGPT converge in this guide, making big tech accessible to everyone. Seize this opportunity; it's the next Bitcoin or Gamestop moment. Act now, shape the future!
I don't want to miss the next technology, Gold Rush. So, I grabbed a copy of the Invest AI Book and found over 30 companies to invest in within the AI space.
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Fidelity Investments

A company that helps the rich get richer and overwhelmingly promotes tall white men and stereotypically attractive white women while passing over many minority candidates equally or better qualified
Fidelity Investments managed thousands of IRAs for rich white fucks
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