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Clitoris Interruptus

To be disturbed by someone or something during the act of making love just as the female part becomes highly stimulated, often happens during oral sex.
Gee Honey. I was just getting so hot as you were down on me licking and sucking but the dog comes crashing thru the door causing me to suffer the frustration of Clitoris Interruptus.
by Steve52 February 23, 2009
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coipus interruptus

This is a very effective way of birth control. Before the male ejaculates inside the pink vagina remove it. This may make a mess on your bed, but it will keep you from getting pregnant for sure.
He used coipus interruptus, but the man yogurt got on by face.
by KMichael February 23, 2011
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Red Dead Interruption

During intercourse the girl suddenly begins her "cycle" and you are both disgustingly interrupted...
OH YEAH !OH YEAH ! .... Oops the "Red Dead Interruption"
by WhitePanther2383 July 10, 2010
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tennis interruptus

The letdown felt by an avid tennis fan after spending two weeks watching one of the big, televised tennis Grand Slam tournaments, such as Wimbledon, the French Open, the U.S. Open, or the Australian, after the last match (usually the men's singles finals) is done as there are no more to look forward to and schedule around for a while.
Many of us who watched the 2011 U.S. Open men's singles tennis final match between Novak Djokovic and Rafael Nadal knew it was not only an incredible match marking the end of the two-week build-up and anticipation of the next match (aka battle of the Titans) to come--it was also the beginning of the "tennis interruptus" letdown until the next Grand Slam Championship.
by Soleil99 September 13, 2011
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Sextus interruptus

When the phone rings (or some other such interruption) while sexting. (see "sexting ")
Damn, Sextus interruptus... Incoming call from my sick grandma ... And I was so close. Hold that thought, Brb.
by Selfless August 26, 2013
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defecation interruptus

The act of preventing someone from having a well deserved, urgently needed, and much anticipated bowl movement by asking them to do one more chore before he disappears into the bathroom for an indeterminate amount of time.
John hated when his wife engaged in defecation interruptus by asking him to take out the trash as he headed toward the bathroom for a little quality time with the newspaper.
by ncinpa December 31, 2013
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