To the internet!

A declamatory phrase (often accompanied by extending the pointer finger in the air) used when attempting to answer some question, piece of trivia, or general puzzle that cannot be recalled and it becomes necessary to look up the fact online.

Man 1: "What was the name of the guy in the movie Sunset Boulevard??? It's on the tip of my tounge!!!"

Man 2: "To the internet!"

by Archbishop Squeech August 11, 2011

internetional

Of or pertaining to the internet.

Sad Keanu is an internetional meme

LOLcats are internetional genius

by rokkenbosche October 20, 2010

Internet

A total web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.

I searched the internet for 'World History' and it came up with 500 results of pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 19, 2003

Internet

A place where incredibly stupid people do incredibly stupid things for incredibly stupid reasons and other incredibly stupid people make them incredibly famous for no reason.

The internet killed half of my brain cells.

by Starquti July 12, 2017

Internet

The internet is a device made by man with the intention to enrich our lives and broaden our knowledge beyond previous realms of possibility by sharing information via a communication device.

Today it is used to look at pornography, bitch about films, share pirated anime via popular file-sharing sites and cause illiteracy and general retardation amongst youths.

Little Timmy: You know poppa, I think I might use the worlds largest data base of information to educate myself and learn to view my opinions with tolerance and validity so I can become a better member of society.
Poppa: Really?
Little Timmy: Fuck no! Now get outta my room so I can download German pr0n and stalk girls on MSN lulz!!!1 D4m I <3 the internet!

by Chris Rock mutha fucka May 07, 2007

internet

A tool which people use to bitch about movies and share porn with one another.

"What the fuck is the internet?" -Jay
"Hey. They have the internet on computers now." -Homer

by Jake McClenahan May 25, 2005

Interneter

A person who spends a majority of their life on the Internet just "wandering" and "surfing" and are often pale because they rarely, if ever, go outside

"Hey have you seen Erika in awhile?"
"No, she turned into an interneter

by MinecraftAddict_ July 28, 2016