Instant Statusing

To have a conversation via your friends facebook status.
I was gonna call this hot broad on the phone, but I'm too nervous. I'll just start a conversation by instant statusing her.
by SSabatino97391 February 05, 2010
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instant transmission

In dragon ball z it is know as instant transmission but can be translated to teleportation or the act of teleporting
Imma instant transmission to your location
by Ebg123 March 17, 2018
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Instant Leftovers

You get really stoned, chow down on some hot pockets, get distracted by the cieling fan for 45 minutes (3 actual minutes), snap out of it, look over at your coffee table only to realize that you didn't even touch your hot pockets. BOOM...Instant Leftovers.
Damn, this pizza is amazing. WHOA! SQUIRREL! Oh look, I have pizza. Boom...instant leftovers.
by Sizznittlebam January 28, 2016
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instant sadification

The feeling one gets after binge watching a season or more of a television show on Netflix then watching the new season live and realizing one has to wait a week to find out what happens.
I watched the first episode of the new season of Turn last night and got instant sadification when it was over.
by freshhaggis April 26, 2016
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Instant karmafication

The immediate gratification that comes with someone getting what they deserve in a timely manner.
Bethany stole the last popsicle and then ran straight into the slider door. Boom! Instant karmafication.
by SquirrelFishie September 17, 2019
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Instant-Mailing

When an email conversation becomes instant, with emails being sent back an fourth in a fashion similar to instant messaging.
Person 1 : Hey, have you spoken to that guy recently?
Person 2 : Yeah we've just been instant-mailing!
by Hecky May 28, 2009
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instant message

1. what you send someone when you want to talk on the internet
2. what internet sluts send you when they want you to visit their porn website
That ho sent me an instant message
by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004
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