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Instant karmafication

The immediate gratification that comes with someone getting what they deserve in a timely manner.
Bethany stole the last popsicle and then ran straight into the slider door. Boom! Instant karmafication.
by SquirrelFishie September 17, 2019
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instant sadification

The feeling one gets after binge watching a season or more of a television show on Netflix then watching the new season live and realizing one has to wait a week to find out what happens.
I watched the first episode of the new season of Turn last night and got instant sadification when it was over.
by freshhaggis May 28, 2016
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Instant Grassification

The feeling one gets the day that eight very tall pallets of SOD are so perfectly installed all around your yard that you now have a gorgeous lawn whereas the day before you had basically a pile of dirt.
Yesterday... a dust bowl. Today a luscious fairway of a lawn... Ahhhh.... the sweet sweet smell of INSTANT GRASSIFICATION......
by Bonemanrides December 29, 2017
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instant transmission

In dragon ball z it is know as instant transmission but can be translated to teleportation or the act of teleporting
by Ebg123 May 12, 2018
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Instant Sahara

When you're on all fours getting pounded from behind and your partner, without warning, attempts to stick a finger or two in your ass....and your pussy immediately becomes and INSTANT SAHARA and all actions comes to a screeching stop.
Guy: Me and my lady were rocking in the car and I didn't think she would mind a little action in her ass. But the minute I stuck my thumb in her hole, her snatch dried up like an INSTANT SAHARA.

FRIEND: Damn man. I hope you found a sock laying around.
by Westsidegal December 5, 2018
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Instant Leftovers

You get really stoned, chow down on some hot pockets, get distracted by the cieling fan for 45 minutes (3 actual minutes), snap out of it, look over at your coffee table only to realize that you didn't even touch your hot pockets. BOOM...Instant Leftovers.
Damn, this pizza is amazing. WHOA! SQUIRREL! Oh look, I have pizza. Boom...instant leftovers.
by Sizznittlebam May 10, 2016
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instant message

1. what you send someone when you want to talk on the internet
2. what internet sluts send you when they want you to visit their porn website
by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004
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