fun in bed 

BANG AND SEX THE PLACE DOWN

Jimmy, u wanna have fun in bed tomingt

fun in bed by TM THE FUCKBOY May 29, 2019

Farida in bed

A farida in sexual interaction with a nother man in bed

FARIDA IN BED !!!

Farida in bed by FHfrnhdyw August 19, 2019

yo mama in bed 

an insult to people with milfs ha ha ha

dean i had yo mama in bed last night

yo mama in bed by bob September 5, 2004

have fun in bed 

Usually means 'good night', used when dismissing friends at a social gathering.

"Have fun in bed", I said to my mom, as she retired for the night.

have fun in bed by Ryan March 21, 2004

breakfast in bed

a swallowed blowjob from a morning glory

I gave her breakfast in bed at 4 a.m.

breakfast in bed by Jake February 28, 2004

Laying in bed 

A great reproductive strategy if you're a retard with a fat cock and your case worker is will to schedule women for a shift to come fuck you. Works great. I've seen it.

Hym "I'm not internally using your pseudonym to characterize an entire manor of behavior ok. So maybe cool it a little bit. Yeah?"

Iam "What does that have to do with laying in bed?"

Hym "Nothing. I'm just saying. How about you relax over there guy."

Laying in bed by Hym Iam May 9, 2022

stuck-in-bed blues 

similar to manic mondays, where a person has extreme trouble getting out of bed, due to tragedy, typically of the dating/career/health kind; may be a precursor to depression or lethargy; staring at the clock may intensify the blues, also staring at a phone that doesn't ring.

Jimmy has the stuck-in-bed blues, from his lover dumping him, again. We lost our lead singer, to the stuck-in-bed blues, ever since she lost her partner, in the war.

stuck-in-bed blues by Cannablis March 29, 2010