third nipple impulse

The sudden, often irresistible urge to do something incredibly stupid.
Because third nipples are so weird and unnatural, they cause people who have them to do weird and unnatural things.
A good excuse for doing something weird if you do have a third nipple.

"Jonny, WHY did you stick your foot in that glass jar?"
"Third nipple impulse! I couldn't help it!"
"Why did you walk around with it like that?!"
"THIRD NIPPLE IMPULSE!"

by Mrs. Horrible April 3, 2009

Impure Demure

When a girl acts classy as shit, but you find out she’s straight filthy.

“You ain’t getting nowhere with Sarah, man, you’re wasting your time.”

“Nah, that girl acts prude, but she’s impure demure; Kinky as hell.”

by Bthang* June 24, 2018

IMpounce

When someone jumps on you immediately when you sign in to messenger or another instant messaging application.

I *just* wanted to check my emails and go to bed when Steve IMpounced me and I had to chat for another half hour!

by jbng October 23, 2007

Impulse Tweeting

tweeting useless information while assuming someone will give a fuck about it.

@john_doe: totally throwing my blackberry out for the new iphone #MAKETHEMOVEBRO

@Mary_Jane: @DaveMathewsBand concert with @derp210. BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!!

@HERB420: All this impulse tweeting makes twitter as useful as......

by Herb Silowski October 14, 2011

Impudistus

Literally fucking anything you want it to be

That impudistus is kinda fat you know
He’s bare impudistus innit

by Fatty cow May 2, 2020

Imphulse

The sexiest most bitchy among us player to walk the earth

you're such an imphulse

by officialdicktionary October 6, 2020

Impustor

The sus impostor from among us, but it is the sauce impustor from amangis

person 1: dammit the impustor killed me!
person 2: shoot man was he acting sauce or no?
person 1: barely sauce for amangis.

by Goldfish134 July 20, 2021