Impossible Friends 

The bestest play ever, written by the bestest playwrights ever. It’s a thriller and a comedy and a heartwarming story. YAY

Eliana: omg we must see this new blockbuster

MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century

Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them

Impossible Friends by dreamymimi August 9, 2024

Impossible Levels List 

The Hardest Impossible Levels List is a levels list server in the hit game Geometry Dash. It, similar to The Demons List, ranks levels by how hard they are. A level needs to be at least 30 seconds long and under 15 CPS to qualify for the list. Levels on the list are known for their brutal difficulty to play and to bot. Top 1 levels on the list include MINUSclub, CyclolcyC, Tax Evasion and Formosa.

Hey man did you see that Formosa got moved to top 1 on the Impossible Levels List
Yeah I saw, the list mods are so biased

Impossible Levels List by andromedagmd November 25, 2024

Impossible Bitch 

Divij

You are being an impossible Bitch.

Impossible Bitch by Melms…boops December 2, 2024

Impossible Bitch 

Someone who is being a bitch and they are impossible to reason with.

I wish I could skin you alive for being this impossible Bitch.

Impossible Bitch by Melms…boops December 2, 2024

Impossible Bridge 

A bridge that is impossible (impassable) during high water.

We just drove over the impossible bridge.

Impossible Bridge by itsmenotjames December 7, 2024

impossible cooch 

being able to have sex or birth those kids out your vagina without it stretching and becoming loose

i have an impossible cooch
bro she got an impossible cooch
zarawithabigheart has the impossible cooch!

impossible cooch by thiswasmadein2025 February 18, 2025

Impossible Timing

The click leading to the first secret coin of the level “Cycles” in geometry dash.

Doggie: yeah that coins kinda impossible timing what the fuck bro

Impossible Timing by Bored_Person October 28, 2025