IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression)

ejaculating and then instantly hating the girl

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression): After Tom had sex with his friends with his ex girlfriend, he felt the loom bite of IPED creep up on him.

by profbass March 18, 2010

immortal technique

The best lyracist alive today and possibly ever. Not a single song boring or meaningless.
Best songs:
Point of no return
Causes of death
Dancining with the devil
Freedom of Speech
Audio technician
(Fuck it thers 2 albums an every song is intense)

"The evolution of the world bloody and dramatic
Human beings killing monkeys to conquer the planet,
The Kingdoms of Africa and Missopatania
Machine Gun your Body with depleted uranium
This is the age of microchips and titanium
The dark side of the moon and contact with aliens"
*Point of no return ~Immortal Technique

"You swallow propoganda like a birth control pill
selling your soul to the eye on the back of the dollar bill
But that will never be me coz im leaving the past
like an abused wife with the kids leaving your ass
like a drug addict clean and sober leavin the stash
Unbreakable technique leaving the plane crash".
*Leaving the past

by Tezza07 December 12, 2008

immortality

Immortality (or eternal life) is the concept of living in physical or spiritual form for a infinite length of time. What form an unending or indefinitely-long human life would take, or whether the soul possesses immortality, has been the subject of much speculation, fantasy, and debate.
As Wikipedia

As i define it's my seek

god promise us with an immortality either in hell or haven according to our mortal life behaver.

for old Greek warriors : immortality = glory

by Ahmed Tahoun May 10, 2007

immortalize

to say something so significantly important that it must be kept as such forEVER

man, B.,...that comment was so funny that shit should be IMMORTALIZED!

by hardcoreskemma April 28, 2011

immure

To lock away, seclude, or confine someone.

If he gets all up in my cool-aid one more time, I'm gunna immure that bitch ass!

by D-Vo January 20, 2006

Imberhorny

To be chav-like, but from a middle-class setting. The origin is from Imberhorne school, in East Grinstead, where there is a high population of chavs from middle-class surburbia. Year 8 alone is approximately 72% chav, whereas Year 11, despite being a lesser 71.6% chav, has even more in the year itself. The word Imberhorny, is therefore to be like and Imberhorne chav.

'That kid just asked if I was gay.'
'Yeah, but he's Imberhorny, what does he know?'
'Besides, I'm shagging his sister as it is.'
'Ewww! You're so Imberhorny!'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 14, 2005

Clock Immortality Theory

The widely accepted yet not 100% proven theory in which it is impossible to kill a clock.

You cannot kill Strawberry Clock, I cite the Clock Immortality Theory!

by Mason Clock August 1, 2003