fuck it i'm on one 

One's realization that regardless of a mistake or altercation, you really just don't give a fuck because you're high or drunk.

Or, a very Zen, chill person at peace with themselves.

Guy (drunk): Girl, you are looking spec...specta...spectaculamor!

Girl: No. Go away.

Guy (still drunk): Shit... Well...Fuck it I'm on one. Great booty! * laughs and walks away*

fuck it i'm on one by Ares Precept March 27, 2015

I'm ripped, I'm on an Acid Trip 

Basically someone who is high on illegal, very-dangerous drugs. This includes: LSD, Ecstacy, Methanphetamines, and other halcinugens (haluccinations). Acid trip is the result of an act known as "dropping acid"
This is also a lyric in the Eminem/D-12 song Under The Influence. That line is sung by Bizarre.

Bizarre: "I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip; my DJs in a coma for lettin da recid skip, lettin da recid skip, lettin da recid skip...(DAMN! Turntable spinning) .....Fukin anything when im snortin.....

I'm ripped, I'm on an Acid Trip by Ryan August 16, 2004

Bitch I'm On 

knowing that you the shit, nobody can fuck with you, fresh ass clothes, possibly high and/or drunk.

Girl: girl, that nigga think he somebody.
Boy: bitch I'm on!!!

Bitch I'm On by Baddest Nigga Walkin May 2, 2008

oh you mad cuz i'm stylin on you 

A lyric that will get you socked if used in a freestyle battle.

"Oh you mad cuz I'm stylin on you!
you got better gear you couldn't style it on me
plus the cal is on me
so act up
and you gon have to fuckin lay down!..." *WHACK*

oh you mad cuz i'm stylin on you by Jordan183138 January 14, 2007

i'm telling on you 

usually said by younger sibling to get you in deep shit with your parents

me: HA I beat you at the game
sibling: I'm telling on you
me: no ya not
*hits sibling*
sibling: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUM! HE HIT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i'm telling on you by wake me up insidedeath March 7, 2017

I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack

"I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. R.I.P. my nigga for real dog. Peace."
Is part of a press conference. The conference was held on February 8th where President Joe Biden said this regarding cannabis legalisation at a federal level

Person 1: What are you smoking on tonight mr president?
Person 2: I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. R.I.P. my nigga for real dog. Peace.

I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack by Sukin duks of March 2, 2023

I'm Going on Break

Said after solving a taxing problem or difficult issue at work, 'cause after that you definitely deserve a break. Or even better if it wasn't so difficult or taxing, 'cause hell yeah you're going on break anyway!

I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender....all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
- Mitch Hedberg

I'm Going on Break by birdlives March 20, 2008