90% of all "christians"
"Islam is a religion spread by hatred and war!" says the christian sniper as the .308 from his rifle sails into the head of a young muslim militant.
"Accept christ and follow the bible and you will go to heaven" says the priest as he rapes a small boy.
"The Lord is a big part of my life." Says the man as he drinks a beer, smokes a cigarette, and admires his cross tattoo.
"Oh yeah, we go to church every Sunday." says his girlfriend who just had protected, pre-marital sex with him.
I'm not saying i'm against any of that stuff (except rape, get your own pussy, or dick if thats your thing) but don't claim christianity then go against all it's teachings, and become the definition of hypocrite. Most christians are just athiest without the balls to accept it and/or admit it.
"Accept christ and follow the bible and you will go to heaven" says the priest as he rapes a small boy.
"The Lord is a big part of my life." Says the man as he drinks a beer, smokes a cigarette, and admires his cross tattoo.
"Oh yeah, we go to church every Sunday." says his girlfriend who just had protected, pre-marital sex with him.
I'm not saying i'm against any of that stuff (except rape, get your own pussy, or dick if thats your thing) but don't claim christianity then go against all it's teachings, and become the definition of hypocrite. Most christians are just athiest without the balls to accept it and/or admit it.
by derrick00762 August 02, 2007
by missingnumber00 January 03, 2011
A person who says something, and does the exact opposite.
See Christian
Science can not disprove God, but neither can a 2000 year old book.
See Christian
Science can not disprove God, but neither can a 2000 year old book.
Christian: "Science can't prove God is fake!"
Atheist: "Your 2000 year old book can't prove a God is real, hypocrite."
Such primitive beliefs...
Atheist: "Your 2000 year old book can't prove a God is real, hypocrite."
Such primitive beliefs...
by Train-to-bangkok December 18, 2006
RB: If you guys are all about individuality, why do you all have the same artificially-black hair, black nails, bobby-pinned clothes, and plaid pants?
Punk: Dude, you're such a frekin' hypocrite!
Punk: Dude, you're such a frekin' hypocrite!
by Rodney Basil May 21, 2004
Black guy 1: Yo ma nigga!
Black guy 2: Waddup ma nigga!
White guy: Hey niggers! :)
Black guys: >:( Man wajoo jus say?! Ima beatcho ass, mutha fucka!
White guy: Oh what the heck AHH!! Damn hypocrites!
Black guy 2: Waddup ma nigga!
White guy: Hey niggers! :)
Black guys: >:( Man wajoo jus say?! Ima beatcho ass, mutha fucka!
White guy: Oh what the heck AHH!! Damn hypocrites!
by AMNlinkinparkfan115 January 06, 2011
A hypocrite is someone who is critical of a certain practice when they themselves are engaging in the very same practice.
Anyone who supports illegal immigration in Arizona yet maintains locks on the doors of their homes and businesses to keep people from just walking in and taking anything they may need to make a better life for themselves or their families is a hypocrite.
by Markwonder May 14, 2010
Nick Clegg is a classic example of a hypocrite.
I just voted on increasing tuition fees by 300%, but it's still our policy to abolish tuition fees
I just voted on increasing tuition fees by 300%, but it's still our policy to abolish tuition fees
by umyk1 December 13, 2010