hyperfacebookspace

When you and your friends on facebook post everything every hour and you get a like or comment per second especially by a few regulars on your page and you got three or more different conversations going on in the background.

I'm getting five comments at once and I got two people I'm chattin with. Holy shit I'm in hyperfacebookspace!

by calidude92 September 14, 2011

hypercutesemia

A condition usually caused from watching cat videos, reading the love stories of assorted old people and seeing that photodocumentation on baby Groot. Cuteness overload, really.

Pronounced as hyper-CUTE-see-mee-uh.

RIP me. Causes: Hypercutesemia r/t Baby Groot.

A: Omgod, did you see the baby goats and umbrella video?
B: Totes McGoats, hypercutesemia!

by jude kristine January 19, 2015

Hypercube Day

Hypercube day is the day after Boxing Day, coined by Brady Haran (and to a lesser extent CGP Grey) in the awesome podcast called Hello Internet.

It is the 27th of December.

Called this because of the imagery of a box (as in Boxing Day), inside another box.

boy: I'm going to go for a walk in the woods on Hypercube Day bye!
girl: Wait you forgot your hotstopper

by sirnomnom6 December 28, 2018

hypercroniac

When your a hypochondriac and you stoner

gez That girls always sick and high . She’s a hypercroniac?!

by Idontfuckingcare January 27, 2020

hyperfrequentism

The convergence of neoliberalism and postmodernism via orthogonal frequentism into a single political economy.

In orthogonal frequentism the isomorphic assets of niche communities a.k.a. skeumorphs move-uncountably between communities such that the system-image is stabilized.

The vector of determinism moves in this way: postmodernism - - > hyperfrequentism - - > metaliminism.

by deepchurch October 10, 2021

hypercringe

When cringe reaches a critical threshold and you invert yourself through a hole in spacetime.

"I often cringe thinking back on dumb things I did in the past, but social media influencers make me hypercringe so hard my organs disappear into a wormhole."

by goodcopfuncop October 18, 2021

Hypercheck

To aggresively/efficiently fall/ jump into the ground

STOP HYPERCHECKING MICHAEL

by Geogy2543 March 12, 2022