double hypocrite

A hypocrite who complains about hypocrites..... in other words me

*Jeff beats his wife, is a raging alcoholic, rapes babies, murders people, and steals shit all the time BUT Jeff goes to church..... this makes Jeff a hypocrite*

*Jeff is talking to his friend about football and along walks a hypocrite and Jeff says "DAMN I HATE HYPOCRITES!".... now armed with the knowledge that Jeff is a hypocrite and he complains about hypocrites we can officially call him a "double hypocrite"*

by foshiznizzle November 23, 2007

Hypocrite

a person who says or does something that they deemed unacceptable when someone else does it

my friend tristan is a hypocrite (he actually is)

by Dictionary doughnut September 1, 2017

Hypocrite

Somebody who lives by double standards. Do as they preach, not as they practice. The kind of person who gets several dwi's in a row, then posts billboards all over town about how nobody should drink and drive.

Welcome to the hypocrite race.

by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018

Natures Hypocrite

Leaves (yes leaves, the ones that fall from trees!)

Leaves, natures hypocrites, they do everything but...

by Skiiiiillz November 9, 2018

Hypocritical Mass

Purposely being just enough of a hypocrite for people to notice. Usually because you have morals or will power and can't control your actions and opinions.

Looks like Dave has reached hypocritical mass.... Does he ever stick to what he says?

by shaneurysm September 22, 2011

hypocriticize

The act of being critical and hypocritical at the same time.

For example when one gossips behind someone's back about gossiping behind someone's back.

"I am going to hypocriticize Kim Kardashian's life choices so don't judge me.

by bexness June 17, 2016

hypocristeria

A condition where one gets excessively outraged about something said online or in media, and demanding sackings, after having previously been outraged by someone's excessive outrage about something said online in media, and demanding sackings.

The right's outrage and demands for sacking of Yassmin Abdel-Magied after outrage over demands for the sacking of Bill Leak reeks of hypocristeria.

by The Real Coxy April 26, 2017