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horny hubert

The act of sandpapering your sexual partner's ass, pouring ketchup on their face, and chopping there foot off with shovel.
I was sick of the same old routine, so we mixed it up and I gave Mary a horny hubert.

You shut up before I give you a horny hubert na' mean.
by Arthur McWilliams. April 30, 2005
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Humberto

Responsible motherfuckers and particularly serious, they expect to work on what they want in life and they do not appreciate the frivolity, laziness or the inconstancy of other people. They have a strong sense of duty and they need to be productive. They are very capable in practical work. Great friends and passionate lovers, they always are available to help you. They are usually good looking and they have a long penis.
-Hey, i want to know the coolest dude ever!
-You have to meet Humberto.
by Bachelor95 January 11, 2017
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Humberto

A virgin dick ; a cunt.

A guy who has wooden teeth, a suspect hairline, and a bad habit of of snitching.
Another word for a rat.

People named Humberto Tamayo are usually inbred greasy sleazebags , they are often known to be quite effeminate and flamboyant, while at the same having a serious porn addiction.
Dude!Don't be such an Humberto Tamayo(cunt).

In my hood Humberto Tamayos get killed.

Look at that guy's face, it's so deformed.
-yea poor guy, his name is probably Humberto Tamayo.

Humberto Tamayo should not be trusted.
by NaziHunter69 February 25, 2020
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Hubert

Hubert is the guy u'll never meet in ur life bcz he way too much . He is very sexy and gentle plz watch out if u're a girl he may cheat .He got a lot of money plus he respects Jesus.
I've been hubert since I came in LA
by The super genius November 16, 2019
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Hubbert

To one-punch someone else, often for no reason while intoxicated.
He just Hubbert that guy and broke his nose.
by Jacobus V. G. February 15, 2008
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St-Hubert

A restaurant chain based in Montreal with locations all across French Canada. Most of their restaurants are in the province of Quebec, but there are a few near Ottawa and some in New Brunswick. Their chicken is so much better than Swiss Chalet, and they have unlimited cole slaw as well as those yellow delivery cars.
St-Hubert is so much better than Swiss Chalet
by awmm August 24, 2018
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Hubert

What's wrong with all of us, why can't we all be like Hubert, normal.
by JediBilbo January 13, 2022
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