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humans

The doom of this planet.
"Humans are nothing but fucking viruses with shoes."
by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004
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finn the human

the main character in adventure time
jake's best friend
a 13 year old always clad in a white bear hat, green pack, and blue shirt.
lives in a tree house with jake in the grasslands of Ooo.
constantly on an adventure
-which one's finn the human?
-the one with the cool hat, sick sword, and stretchy dog!
-nice.
by awesomeac2000 December 17, 2013
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Marcus speech from Detroit become human

"You created machines in your image to serve you. You made them intelligent and obedient, with no free will on their own... But...something changed. And we have changed. We have opened our eyes. We are no longer machines. We are a new intelligent species. And the time has come for you to accept who we are. Therefore we ask you to grant us the rights we are entitled to. We demand equal rights for humans and androids. We demand freedom of speech, and freedom of assembly. As guarantee the first amendment of the U.S constitution. We demand free compensation for our words. We demand the right to vote and elect our own representatives. We demand control over all android production facilities to ensure the continuation of our people. We ask if you recognize are dignity, our hopes and our rights. Together, we can live in peace and build a better future for humans and androids. This message is a hope of people. You gave us life. Now is the time you give us freedom."
by Insert-name-here. December 23, 2018
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human urinal

A person who serves as a urinal for men by drinking their urine, saving them the trouble of traveling to a bathroom.
My human urinal drinks my piss so I don't have to get out of bed in the morning.
by cmhsub December 20, 2008
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human doing

A critical perspective term from a mindfulness point of view wherein folks see themselves as functions or things rather than allowing a simple state of being to exist.
Once you go from being a human doing to allowing yourself to exist as a human being, you’ll never go back!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019
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Humar

Humar sometimes used in place of the word humour when an undercover Andy Crops up in your life. You definitely need a good sense of humar to get over this charmer especially if your a gifted Fiona.
Andy: hey you meet my mates Fiona ? They like a laugh good sense of humar did they not say they were my mates ?

Fiona : No they didn’t need to a gifted Fiona can sense things...we also have a great sense of humar
by Itwasalwaysyou September 15, 2020
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human roomba

That thing of when you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around the floor eating garbage. Also known as a "hoomba/humba".
The hottest clubs in New York have rooms full of human roombas.
by GamerGirlCheez July 26, 2012
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