Christopher

usually tall, has dark hair, brown eyes. he looks kinda mean at first but once you get to know him he's a great guy, he's also weird but still he can be a good friend. he's very nice, caring, and loyal, if you ever get a chance to be his girlfriend, he will treat you like a princess, give you cute nicknames like kitten or kitty and he'll love you to his full extent, he's best matched with girl's named Desiree, he will protect her and love her as much as he can. he can fight like a bat out of hell, he's one crazy sum' bitch if you piss him off, there's to much to say about a Christopher so one more thing, he also has a huge cock.

guy one: hey look its Christopher! guy two: oh don't go near him, he's all riled up

by Wolfie628 November 9, 2017

Slippery Christopher

The act of using the chlamydia discharge from your diseased micro penis to lube your boyfriends dry asshole before sex.

My boyfriend ran out of butt lube last night so I gave him a slippery Christopher

by Numberonecousin February 3, 2023

Christopher Walken

A veteran actor with loads of dark roles to his credit, Christopher Walken is one of the most entertaining, consistent performers ever. Although most people believe him to be an absolute wacko, many of his excellent supporting roles are the stuff of legend, and there are few Hollywood stars that are as respected as he is.

Christopher Walken is a pussycat who can summon the face of a pit bull.

by I'm Nolan July 25, 2008

Christopher

Christopher is loyal to his friends and faithful to his gf. Hes a lot of fun and exciting to be around. Hes honest loving and spritual. A great kisser. Give him a challenge and he will master it. Dont underestimate him hes capable and confident at least, he shows it.

I love christopher! Hes amazing in so many ways.

Christopher is cooler than cool

by KeylightPrincess November 22, 2019

Christopher holland

If your Christopher holland you think your good at fortnite but deep inside you have no clue what you are doing

Your as bad as Christopher Holland

by Helenhayley March 24, 2020

christopher moon

This random guy is the top commenter of way too many YT channels.

On certain channels, Christopher Moon can have as many as several hundred comments, and about 100+ hearts.

by StarPrismGaming April 4, 2021

Christopher Foster

Someone who is right in front of me in ELA.

Christopher Foster is a nerd.

by Redpee November 9, 2021