hatched, matched, and dispatched

A lady never wants her name in print except on the occasion of her birth, her marriage, and her death.

For example, one would not want to be pictured intoxicated at a gathering. "Never be photographed with a drink in your hand" is companion advice from parents to children teaching proper decorum. No matter how much fun one has in private, among trusted friends, one must only be put before the public when hatched, matched, and dispatched. Being thrust into the public eye is inherently distasteful.

by EnglisIrishRose May 30, 2011

hatchet gash

another name for the female sex organ, pussy aka slit,poohtang,vaginaoohhh that last one sounds nasty!

my friend jeff said that lisa's hatchet gash was so big he had to strap a 2x4 plank to his assto keep from falling in!
lisa huge ass hatchet gash smells like dead fish smothered in ass!

by LesCrapp May 27, 2006

down the hatch

Drink up. employs hatch in the sense of "a trap door found on ships."

Come on, down the hatch and forget it.

by Pingkai Liu October 3, 2005

hatchet

1. A small, single-handed axe used for chopping wood or various other applications. It is the western/European analog to the American Indian tomahawk. While primarily a tool, it can be used as a weapon like every other sharp object.

2. What dumb fucking juggalos call a meat cleaver. The large knife carried by the incredibly poorly drawn "hatchetman" is in fact a meat cleaver, and not a hatchet. Juggalos are too fucking stupid to know the difference, though, and will tell you all about how they are going to kill you with a hatchet if you keep "hating" on them. Stupid douchefuckers.

1. I brought a hatchet with me when I went camping, so I could chop firewood.

2. ima cut you wit my hatchet if you hate on juggalos agin!

by fishfoodforthemasses August 9, 2009

hatchford

hatchfords are ugly and nasty, these are herpes filled creatures who like to masturbate with teddy bears and have a really strange odor to them.
hatchfords think they are the "shit" but quite honestly they are just shit.
they also run really funny,
and they like to make up rumors that are extremely gay and not true

me: "whats your name?"
hatchford: "hatchfor-"
me: "i knew i smelt something."

by myname is ASDFLKJ February 13, 2010

Hatchet girl

Meaning you're affiliated with juggalo family. Leaving all bullshit behind you and representing a female who made it through her struggles. M

Female version of a hatchet man would be a hatchet girl.

by Mamagirl208 May 23, 2018

hatchet slash

Hatchet slash is not a wound..per say. In the bible belt, the hatchet slash is most commonly refferd to as a womans fun hole. Close inspection of a vagina reveals this origin as it looks like god himself inflicted this most pleasing wound. Over the years, the hatchet slash has healed and evolved into the "harry end of a gut".

Wow man! I really wanna bang Hester's hatchet slash!

by Ussery June 29, 2007