Cunt Ass Howler Monkey

Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart is a Cunt Ass Howler Monkey!!!!

by xturkeysx April 3, 2010

holey hat trick

Having oral, vaginal, and anal sex in the same encounter.

How did it go with that girl last night?

I pulled the holey hat trick!

by Fat Magnus December 9, 2014

howler

Someone who is disgusting and beyond the definition of ugly

His ex girlfriend was an absolute howler!

by Howlergrowler May 15, 2015

Hawley, MN

Hawley is a small town and is a literal shithole with nothing but meth heads and pot smokers. There is no proper snow clearing of the roads during winter, so when you turn too fast... you drift.

Hawley is not a good place to stay. Do not come to Hawley, MN.

by Thatcrackhead@Hawley February 9, 2020

houleymatou

Houleymatou is a woman who is very curious. She has lots of friends, is funny, and very pretty. She stands out from the crowd, and makes an entrance while looking fabulous. She is smart, but doesn’t like to show it. She is, the one of a kind girl.

“Wow, look at Houleymatou. She passes every class, how does she do it?” “I wish I was as pretty as her” “Hey! How are you Houleymatou?”

by The girl in pink October 14, 2020

Hawley Bitch Scurry

This is a manner in which you scurry like a little bitch through the US Capitol halls, as Josh Hawley demonstrated on January 6th 2021. While not a difficult maneuver, apparently it does require a weak spine to perform. It too helps if you raise a fist in solidarity with an angry armed mob to further agitate, then cower in the capital until insurrectionists attack law enforcement officers and breach the US Capitol. Josh Hawley at that time was posing as a US Senator for Missouri, a proud Election Denier in the Fecalogeny, and acting tough guy on camera or secured public events. Josh likely perfected his “Bitch Scurry“ at Rockhurst High School as classmates learned he secretly want to be a cheerleader but his balls were too small.

When you find yourself in a situation where those paid to protect you may be compromised, and you know your big mouth can’t protect you either, it is time to employ the Hawley Bitch Scurry.

by Bangd Ingow July 23, 2022

howleet

To express great joy and excitement in response to another's statement or suggestion. Also used to greet people in the North East (specifically Sunderland.) Similar to the use of 'weelet' used in the surrounding pit villages, weelet came from 'wee lad' whereas howleet derives from 'hew lad' or 'how lad'.

Howleet marra, how's it gannin?

Or

'Fancy a few pints before the match in town?'

'Howleet!!! Rights do a mate'

by kneesy November 23, 2022