housepitality

very good hospitality; so good, in fact, that is needs a new definition.

Tyler, you seriously have the best fucking housepitality, because every time I go to your house you ask me if I need anything to drink or eat.

by TDBSAN69 October 1, 2010

bored housewife

A woman who finds herself chained to the drudgery of her marital home and who is commonly easy pray to the lecherous advances of any passing lothario builder type who passes her way! She will (in her own mind) fasll head over heels for him when in reality she is just relishing the attention that her middle class professional husband is too tired to give her.

you know that bored housewife I'm working for, I reckon I'm in there.

by adequate-d April 5, 2011

Bravo Housewife Hot

A level of hotness for a woman. Typically associated with upper class, older women who typically use plastic surgery to enhance their look. Large breasts are almost neccesary to be included in this level of hotness. A pretty face is not. The newest type of MILF.

You see that fine older dime piece over there. With those breasts, she's Bravo Housewife Hot.

by spuds927 May 29, 2010

desperate housewives

A show on TV that follows the misadventures of mostly uninteresting characters.

The redhead is the ugliest woman in the group....and yet she is by far the most desirable sexually! I don't get it.

by KidNotorius May 13, 2005

Housewives Music

Music that is made by an appliance or gadget used by housewives to clean thingz around the house and the house itself such as, vaccum cleaners, washing machines, dryers etc.

"(Shouts)Hey, turn that housewives music down, i'm trying to watch the telly"

by P4R4D0X May 8, 2005

horsebite

When someone grabs right above the knee with a bit of force and squeezes with 2 fingers, the other person feel they want to shake their lag or they will jump

Grandma gave grandpa a horsebite

by Javalsta May 3, 2023

Housewifecore

/ˈhousˌwīf ˈˌkô(ə)r/

noun: housewifecore

an aesthetic theme that corresponds to any and all things to do with being a housewife in modern day society. usually features diehard fans of romance and love, marriage, caring for the family, managing household affairs, and doing housework. the happy medium between the two extremes of lovecore and hardcore.

“wow!!! did she really just single-handedly support a whole husband and bake a damn cake from scratch while vacuuming the floors when she was just knitting a sweater after giving birth to a whole ass human all while taking the time to focus on her mental health even when she was applying a facemask and doing yoga and teaching her children the importance of family all at the same damn time?!!! i’ve never seen that in my life dude! that is so housewifecore!!!”

by Taliyah Irene July 16, 2018